If I go, will you come with me? (COLLEGE AU, YES!)
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❝ If you go? ❞ To high-stakes open mic night at the campus bookstore? Where one's reputation, the only meaningful currency in college world, is held precariously at risk? Everyone goes there to judge, and judge harshly. And if your poem, or song, or weird attempt at comedy sucks, then you might as well do the right thing for everyone, save yourself total embarrassment, and relocate to a university somewhere in the Arctic Circle. Or the Patagonia Wilderness.
Or the Twilight Zone.
Marzanna tuts, linking her arm with his, and the pair walk side-by-close-side down the campus path. It won't give her the perfect view of the dread that's about to consume his face when she says the following: ❝ You are going -- you are performing, actually. I put your name in the lineup already! ❞
But it's good enough.
❝ I told them you are an excellent interpretive dancer. But, if you like, we can always pivot to ... I don't know. Ventriloquy? Beat ... boxing? ❞ She pats his arm. ❝ Don't worry, there is still two days left. We have soooo much time to prepare you! ❞














