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Misato: Pilots naturally communicate through dance. Like so.

(Music starts playing. Shinji and Rei start dancing in sync, showing impressive moves and finish with a bit of flair)

Misato: (tears in her eyes) *Sniff, sniff* Poetic!

Asuka: (starts dancing awkwardly, doing random moves with no pattern and finishes with a pose)

(Misato, Shinji and Rei all look at her in shock)

*Beat*

Misato: (furious) DON'T YOU TALK ABOUT MY MOTHER!

Ritsuko: Two penguins?

[Beat]

Yui: Oh look, Shinji! This one's looking at you! (picks up young Shinji and shows him a cat)

Gendo: And this one's looking at you, Rei! (picks up Rei and shows her a dog)

Shinji, Asuka, and Misato: EEEEEEEEEEWWWWWW!

Asuka: I know Ikari's bloodlines weren't much to look at, but THIS IS DISGUSTING!

Misato: Jeez, Shinji, your mom is so gross! Yet, somewhat cool. BUT COMPLETELY NASTY! Yet strangely satisfying.

Yui: What are you guys talking about? (realizes exactly what the situation is) Oh, my body hasn't fully reconstituted yet!

Misato: (pokes Yui) Heh, heh, she's fun to poke. 

Yui: Stop that! 

Asuka: (starts poking Yui as well) Hey, this is more fun than a video game! Someone grab a stick!

Shinji: (joins in on the fun) Sorry, Mom, but this is what you get for abandoning me for fourteen years. 

Rei: (joining in) This is strangely... relaxing. 

Ritsuko: (joins in and starts poking vigorously) This is childish, but oh so satisfying.

Fuyutsuki: Honestly, how childish can they get? 

Gendo: (pulls out a large poking stick) Speak for yourself, Sensei. 

Yui: GENDO!!! Guys, cut it out!

Misato: Okay, remember how we talked about private conversations? How they're less private when they're in front of my friends?