Jun 27, 2023
Cynthia: Have you ever been with a man?
Lydia: The only thing I’ve ever been with a man is annoyed.
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Cynthia: Have you ever been with a man?
Lydia: The only thing I’ve ever been with a man is annoyed.
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Lydia: There’s only one thing worse than dying.
Lydia: *rips paper away to reveal ‘Cynthia’ above dying*
Floyd, nodding: Cynthia.
Cynthia: [Nods]
Lydia: NO!
Jane: Why are we lying on the ground?
Cynthia: You fell down so Nancy and I laid down next to you so everyone would just think we were chillin’.
Later after hearing the story
Hazel: Yet no one thought to check for a concussion??
Cynthia: I’ve only said ‘I love you’ to two people in my entire life: Lydia and this one person in a store that I mistook for Lydia.
Cynthia: I’m an adult! I do what I want!
Olivia: I’m telling Lydia.
Cynthia: No– wait.
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Lydia: *trips*
Cynthia: I suppose I’ll have to add the force of gravity to my list of enemies.
Cynthia: What?! How did you know I was going to propose?
Lydia: Jane hasn’t been able to look at me without crying and making “aww” noises for weeks.
Jane: Sit down!
Cynthia: Nobody tells me what to do.
Lydia: Sit down.
Cynthia: *sits down immediately*