Apr 15, 2021
Bucky, to the waiter: a milkshake with two straws, please.
Tony, blushing: Aw buck.
Bucky, putting both straws in his mouth: watch how fast I can fucking drink this.
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Bucky, to the waiter: a milkshake with two straws, please.
Tony, blushing: Aw buck.
Bucky, putting both straws in his mouth: watch how fast I can fucking drink this.
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Natasha: can i be frank with you guys?
Thor: sure but i don’t see how changing your name is going to help
Peter: can i still be Peter?
Thor: shh let frank speak
Loki, the one rapper eminem is too scared to diss...
Loki: Youuuu little motherfucker, you worthless thot, you crazy dick, ya dust catcher bitch! Ya skanky, ya smelly, ya nasty, ya ugly!Â
Tony: ...... I just asked if you’d like a drink.....
Thor: *Sighing* It isn’t the first time...
He did it...
Tony: *Minding his own business, gets clonked on the head with Mjolnir* OWWWWW- SON OF A-
Steve and Thor: .... *point at each other*
tony: saying that i died isn't funny!
peter: but how you died was funny
tony: killed by a blimp? seriously?
peter: hey, it kills over one american every year!
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snacks.
Bucky, looking for a snack: Hmm, what should I eat?
Sam, doing the dishes: whistling
Steve, drinking water.
Bucky, pointing at Sam: Not only have I found a snack but a three course meal!
Steve, chokes on his water: exCuSe mE–
Thor could easily be a cottage core lesbian
My Favorite MCU Headcanon
is that Steve told everyone his birthday is the 4th of July in an effort to “stay in character” and the world just rolled with it for 70+ years. Imagine Bucky trying to give him a birthday present in December or something, and in an effort to keep the secret from the rest of the Avengers, Steve panics and throws it out the nearest window and hits Tony’s car, setting off the car alarm.