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Yuu: Hey, Vil are you awake?

Vil: No, why?

Yuu: If a guinea pig and a normal pig had a baby, would it be called a piggy-er guinea pig?

Vil: *rolls over to face them* If you and I had a baby, would it get my beauty and your late night thoughts, or your sexy body and my late night murder thoughts?

Yuu: *Blushing* I.....don't know how to feel about this....

Vil: *Kisses Yuu on the cheek* Just go back to sleep, ok?

Malleus: Good night, my dear

Malleus, leaning in to give Yuu a kiss, but stopping midway:

Malleus, looking up at Lilia, hanging upside down on the lounge’s ceiling: What do you think you’re doing?

Anyways

How I imagine Malleus playing Tomodachi Life living the dream would go

Malleus: Child of man?

Yuu: Yeah?

Malleus: I have been playing that game you and Lilia introduced to me.

Yuu: Are you liking it so far?

Malleus: Yes, quite so, however...

Yuu: What did your Miis do?

Malleus: I have tried to romance our Miis together as mine likes yours, but Child of Mii keeps falling in love with everyone, including my mother.

Yuu: Oh?-

Malleus: I have had both Shroud brothers to assist in helping our Miis become sweethearts, but even with them inside this coding, your mii still chases the hearts of others.

Yuu: Who does my Mii self like currently?

Malleus: You like no one at the moment. Young Spade's mii rejected you because he liked Young Trappola's mii.

Yuu, incredibly invested in the mii dynamics: Oh?? What else goes on?

Malleus, info dump: Well, after I included all of our classmates and teachers, I included my mother, father, grandmother, Silver's parents, Viper's sister upon her request, Schoenheit's rival, and Henric, though Henric lives alone in the far corner. My family all live together, and Lilia visits them often.

Malleus: I added the Ramshackle ghosts and some gargoyles as well, they all live in a house together. I managed to sort everyone into their dorms. The faculty live together, and very realistically. Professor Trein has a pet treasure cat I made to look like Lucien, and Professor Crewel has many dog treasures. You live with Grim, of course.

Malleus: Both Rosehearts and Diamond's Miis like Clover. Young Trappola like you, Spade likes Trappola, Howl likes Spade, and Felmier likes Howl. Sebek has not liked anyone once, though Young Shroud's mii has tried to befriend him.

Malleus: The Octavinelle dorm managed a love shape of some sort. The Leech brothers like Ashengrotto, Ashengrotto likes Viper, and Viper fell in love with a gargoyle. Viper's sister fell in love with both Leech brothers before her current love interest, Silver's father. Asim had fallen in love with Neige, but they divorced.

Malleus: Schoenheit and Hunt have been married very steadily, and the Shroud Miis are living on a faux Isle of Woe. Shroud has a very small island for himself, but appears to be crushing on Bucchi's mii. Kingscholar sleeps most of the time, and has a scuffle with my own mii, but he doesn't seem to care to socialize.

Malleus: I plan to make the Shroud parents next. The Headmage's Mii and my father's mii bonded very fast.

Yuu: That's a lot to take in... I love it so much. But how come you're so dead set on our Miis getting together?

Malleus: I had set Grim as a child of a single parent. I'm sure he wouldn't mind another one.

Yuu: Suuuure. Well, make sure you keep me updated on your Miis.

MC: "I’ve written instructions for you both."

Ace: "Mine just says “Ace, no'."

Deuce: "And mine says 'Tell Ace no'."

Leona: I don’t think I’d get taken down by a slasher

Y/n: 😐 you’d think it’s Ruggie pranking you and go “come on! Kill me! You won’t!” And get killed