#incorrect twilight

Like, im hs everyone tries to take themselves seriously, everyone gossip about them and they have a ✨️reputation✨️

In college tho, it would've been like:

"Who are they?"

"Ah those are the Cullens, you'll probably see them all over the place"

"They are so pale tho"

"Yeah, wait until you enter next semester"

Also they would be able to stay a few more years than expected

"Hey, didnt the cullens graduated last year?"

"Apparently they are going for a second degree"

"Wtf why? Are they even alive???"

"Who knows, I sometimes dont see them breathe for a while.... but anyway about the paper we have to do-"

Also I feel like it would be funnier if Bella was an undergraduate and her life and morals are twisted by final proyects and horrible teachers

"Bella, everything in me is design to kill, I've kill before, I'm a monster"

"A monster is Mrs Deborah giving us five assigments and three essays for thursday Edward"

Also, just imagine queen bee Alice being loved by all because she has all the question banks for the tests, Bella loves her and also low-key hates her when she teases her in exchange of them

"Why dont you just ask Edward? He literally reads the teacher's mind"

"I asked him once and he went on his 'we have to be good kids and do not bring attention to us' rants"

Alice, who is perfectly aware he was 75% messing with her: "Oh, I see"

Jacob 'I left school to be a werewolf' Black: "Bella whats wrong with you? Is that leech draiming yoi? Are you turning?"

"What? Noo!"

"But you are so pale, you have eyebags and you lool half-dead!"

"Yeah, its called 'end-of-semester"

Bella: Edward used to call me Bella.

Rosalie: (thinking) I know you can read my thoughts, Edward. Just a little reminder. If I find out you told that human girl anything, your ass is mine. Yes, you heard me. I think words I would never say.