#incorrect sonic

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‼️ Warning: Slightly NSFW ‼️

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(Fleetway across the room grinning maniacally at Shadow)

Shadow: "Gaia above, I dont have the energy for this" (turns around only to bump into fleetway's chest)

Shadow: "the hell!??"

Fleetway leaning obnoxiously close: "He wasn't lying when he said you were GORGEOUS"

Shadow, looking warily at Fleetway's Chainsaw blades he calls his teeth: "Sonic-

Fleetway: "Wanna make out!?"

Shadow shoving pass: "absolutely not"

Fleetway frowning: "But you do it with him all the time"

Shadow glancing back: "Yes, and you're not him" (turns around only to crash into Fleetways chest again)

Shadow: "Stop doing that!"

Fleetway lowers himself to wrap his arms around the other's waist. Leaning into Shadow's ear: "Bet I can change your mind~"

(Shadow sputters as he feels the others hand creeping to the base of his tail)

Shadow, shoving him back roughly, stomps out of the room: "Unless you want a chaos spear shoved up your ass, don't do that again!" (His face warming as Fleetway's snickering follows him out)

Fleetway: "looking forward to our time together, my princess!" (His unhinged grin stretching as his only response was a door slamming in the distance)

Sage: Father you cant keep doing this.

Eggman: I have no idea what you’re talking about.

Sage: You know EXACTLY what im talking about.

Eggman: Look its not even that bad.

Sage: I’ve seen pictures of what you looked like in your early years, not only should that body type be physically impossible to obtain, the fact you’re still alive is nothing short of a miracle.

Eggman: I’ve lose weight since those days!

Sage: Yes and now your body type is literally “Egg”.

Eggman:….I…uh….i’ll put these back.

*Shadow's phone rings.*

Shadow: Yeah?

Sonic: *over facetime, drunk* You wanna know how perfect you are?

Shadow: Uh-

Sonic: *holding a chili dog* You see this chili dog?

Shadow: Yeah-

Sonic: For you, I'D DROP THIS CHILI DOG

Shadow: Sonic-

Sonic: *drops the chili dog*

Sonic: It's gone! Forever!

Sonic: I'm not even gonna try to eat it off the ground!

Shadow: You do that?

Rouge: Not so bad. Though, there is more crying than I thought there would be.

Amy: Well, babies tend to cry a lot.

Rouge: I was actually referring to knucklehead.

Sonic: Like the mushroom?

Tails: Those are truffles.

Sonic: …like the sprout?

Shadow: I am not your friend

Sonic: oh, oh really? you usually let strangers rub chamomile onto your lovely bottom?

Shadow: *stares*