#incorrect sanders

Patton: Hey Logan, can I ride you? Thomas: *spits out his drink* Virgil: *falls out his chair* ?!! Janus: *chokes* Logan: *mid conversation* E-E-Excuse me? Patton: I asked if I could ride you. I've ridden Roman before, it's fun! Thomas: ...WHAT?! Patton: Yeah! He let me climb on his back and ride him around the house! It was fun! Virgil: ...Oh. Logan: ... *immensely relieved* Oh...uh...yeah. You meant a piggyback ride. Patton: Of course, what else do you think I meant? Remus: :) *opens mouth* Janus: *calmly covers Remus's mouth* Don't even think about it.

Janus: If you can’t beat them, dress better than them

Logan: You look depressed. Patton: I am not depressed. I never get depressed. Me and depression don't get along. Logan: I don't get along with depression either. Patton: That's not true, you and depression are besties. Virgil: (walks in) Logan: Virgil, do you like depression? Virgil: Bitch, I am depression! Logan: Fair.