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dick: i have felt permanently guilty for no reason since i was like 8
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Tim: Having an online friend is like having a penalty without them knowing your address.
*Thug rips off Damian’s Domino Mask*
Y/S/N, speaking lowly: “Pick that up, apologize, and leave. Please. For your own good.”
Thug: “I will do no such thing.”
Damian, cracks knuckles: “You should have left when you could have left.”
Red Hood: “Everyone who's got a knife grab it! It's a fight to the death!”
Damian: *googling* What to do if a snake bites you?
Google: Elevate and apply pressure.
Damian: *lifting the snake up high* Apologize or else.
Jason: You never read the paper?
Damian: No.
Jason: Not even comics? Like Peanuts. You never read Peanuts?
Damian: Nope.
Jason: Are you serious? You’ve never read Peanuts?
Damian: *Shakin his head* Uh-uh.
*Later in the Batcave*
Jason: *Crouched down holdin a football on the ground* Go ahead! I promise I’ll hold it!
Damian: *Starts runnin towards Jason and the football*
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Bernard: Thank you, Tim
Tim: No problem
Tim: Actually no, I’ve got loads of them
Tim: No worries
Tim: Oh wait
Tim: ...... you’re welcome
Bernard: Do you wanna talk?
Dick: This is our house, bro. Why are you lurking in the corner like that? Mingle.
Damien, stubbornly: I’m not lurking. I’m just standing silently in the shadows.
Dick, happily: Suit yourself. Lurk on, little dude.
Steve: I wouldn’t put it in those words exactly.
Robin: Why not?
Steve: Because I don't know what they mean.
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Robin: I’m sick and tired of being called 'mortal', you don’t know that. Neither do I. I have never died even ONCE. Nothing has been proven yet. Stop making assumptions. It’s rude.
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Robin: How many children do you have?
Steve: Biologically, legally, or emotionally? Because there is a difference.
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Steve: That was the worst throw ever. Of all time.
Robin: Not my fault. Somebody put a wall in the way.
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Robin: We’re getting married, bitches!
Steve: And we're about to make it everybody else's problem.
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Robin: I’m so excited!
Steve: We’re gonna have the best costumes, get the most candy...
Robin: And have the biggest stomach aches ever!
Steve: Yeah!
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Steve: I can't take this anymore, Eddie needs to take me out!
Robin: In a dating type of way, or an assassination type of way?
Steve: I don't know, surprise me!
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Robin: I WOULD DESTROY THE WORLD FOR YOU!
Steve: Okay, can you do the dishes?
Robin: No!
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Robin: I don’t know the first thing about clothes. Pretty much all I can do is look at something and tell you if it’s clothes or not. This chair? Not clothes.
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Robin: Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don't want to sound mean.
Steve: No, go ahead. I want to hear it.
Robin: It sucks.
Steve: That's not constructive criticism.
