Feb 25
The Recruiter: Did you miss me~?
Gi-hun: With every bullet so far. *reloads revolver*
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The Recruiter: Did you miss me~?
Gi-hun: With every bullet so far. *reloads revolver*
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Y/n: [eating some soup]
Death: Where did you get that?
Y/n: Oh I made some soup up. Yeah, I used this- [cough] really floury- [hack wheeze] salt to put in it. Ahem!
Death: β¦ And where did you find this βsaltβ?
Y/n: Over in that fancy urn back there.
Death: You are eating the cremated ashes of the Kingβs mother!
Y/n: β¦ Well itβs not like she was using them anymore.
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Death: [speaking to one of the Makers]
Y/n in the background riding Despair in circles: Look at my hoooorse, my horse is amazing, just don't lick hiiiim. He tastes just like decay--
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Death: Hey! Don't touch that.
Y/n: shhh, I'm about to defy you....
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Y/n, staring at the Sin Talisman: Do you think they're all just... smooshed in there? Like it's all cramped inside?
Fury: [eye twitch]
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Y/n: [Walks up to Ulthane]
Ulthane: Ah, what can I do fer ya, wee one?
Y/n: π΅ I just ate something you don't know~π΅
Ulthane: [panics]
human radiodust convo
Alastor *confessing he's a cannibal serial killer*
Angel: Okay. Alastor: You're not disgusted with me? Angel: *laughs* Nah. My family's in the mob, we kill people all the time. Admittedly we don't eat them. Though ma did make Sal the Squealer's organs into meatballs once so pops could feed 'em to his buddies. Alastor: Delightful! Angel: Plus I'm catholic sooo... Alastor: *looks confused* Angel: You ain't never heard of transmogrification? Alastor: *blinks* Angel: The idea that the bread and wine consumed during mass turns into the literal body and blood of Christ. Catholics get into ritualistic cannibalism and blood drinking every Sunday. Alastor: *heart eyes* I think I may be in love with this family.
I forgot I have a Tumblr account π
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Anyways, here are some of my favorite lines from my own fanfiction.
(Yes, I am quoting actual lines from my own Fanfiction, because I can't believe I wrote them)
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Fang: Trying to explain to Kaizo that it's okay to fall in love..
Also Fang: Casually mentions that he's dating Boboiboy..
Kaizo: Stop.
Fang: WHAT DO YOU MEAN βSTOPβ?! YOU CANβT KEEP RUNNING FROM YOUR FEELINGS, BROTHERβ
Kaizo: NO, NOT THAT!
Fang: ???
Kaizo: Youβre dating BoBoiBoy??
Fang: ..
Fang: ...
Fang: .....
Fang: YOU DIDNβT KNOW?
Kaizo: WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDNβT KNOW? HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW?!
Fang: I⦠assumed you knew?
Kaizo: HOW.
Fang: Well, you know everything!
Kaizo: PANG. I DO NOT KNOW EVERYTHING.
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Lines from my Fanfic: What changed...?
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I love the Carrots Brothers so much π
Bluepoch you gave her trauma
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Was watching Spongebob and got inspired :]
Not gonna lie they look good in blue π€