Aug 17, 2023
Apollo: Okay guys, lets just hug this out. *Artemis, Apollo, Hermes, and Athena struggle into a group hug* Artemis: Who took my wallet? Hermes: Sorry.
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Apollo: Okay guys, lets just hug this out. *Artemis, Apollo, Hermes, and Athena struggle into a group hug* Artemis: Who took my wallet? Hermes: Sorry.
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Demeter: "I miss my daughter often."
Hera: "My husband drives me up the wall."
Hestia: "And once again what a blessing to be single and childfree."
<Hermes as a lawyer>
ππ²πΏπΊπ²π: Your honor, you weren't there at the scene so shut the fuck up.
Cashier: That'll be 20$
Ares: I don't have that kind of money.
Cashier: Then I'm sorry but I can't sell this to you.
Ares *slides the cashier a 20$ bill sneakily like it's a bribe*: How about now?
Athena *in the distance*: Ares stop fucking with the humans.
Poseidon, solemnly: Gaia is on the rise. Sheβs forming an army. Things are getting out of hand.
Zeus bored, shrugging: Okay, so send some demigods out to do something about it. Your kid can go, Iβve probably still got one somewhere. Anybody else got some offspring to volunteer?
Hera, disapprovingly: You really want to risk the safety of our children instead of sorting your own problems?
Zeus, rolling his eyes: Honestly, what is the point of having kids if not to sacrifice them for our needs.
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Baldr: are you trying to smother me to death?
Loki: oh sorry I didnβt see you there.
Patroclus: I'm ruining your reputation, aren't I?
Achilles: Don't worry, I've been hard at work trying to ruin my reputation for years. Perhaps after this, influential families will stop trying to catapult their unwed daughters over my garden fence.
Zeus: Okay, help me please! Hera: Got two words for you. Zeus: I bet they won't be helpful. Hera: Your problem. Zeus: I was right.