#incorrect ffxv

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Prompto: I won’t pretend to know

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Noctis: I just had a burst of energy and I think it was my last hurrah before my body just shuts down

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Prompto: People could fall! I just fell!! 

Noctis: Yeah you fell down and go boom.

Prompto: If I wasn’t so pissed I’d be laughing

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Ignis: What are you doing? 

Prompto: Hugging you. What did you think?

Ignis: I thought you were attacking me but very gently. 

Prompto: To be fair this is how I would attack you.

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Random Royal: Did it hurt?

 Noctis: Yes...

Random Royal: But I didn’t finish.

Noctis:  I am self destructive, clumsy and took in a shit ton of power. Everything. Hurts. ALL THE TIME!

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Ravus: Ignoring you is always a personal choice for me

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Gladiolus: You should treat the spider how you wanna be treated

Noctis and Prompto: Killed without hesitation

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Aunt Aveitas: Get that shit off ya body it’s embarrassing

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Lunafreya: They looked sort of terrified!

Ravus turning to Noctis:  That’s just his face.

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Lunafreya: I have so much dress under this dress have a layer you know what have like two

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Noctis: Can’t disappoint a picture

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Prompto: I gotta lay down I’m just so happy!

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Ignis: It’s like you wake up everyday and choice violence.

Gladiolus: I do.

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Prompto: I promise you that no matter what I will always be the dumb bitch you need. I promise on my life.

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Noctis about to open a tomb: How do I know it’s not full of spiders!? 

Gladiolus: It could be full of anything.

Noctis: Like spiders! Fuck that noise!

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Gladiolus: No I’m gonna carry you like a duffel bag cuz you don’t know how to act.

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Ignis: You look like you smell like pennies

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Ignis: Is that blood!! On your head!! Is that head blood!!!

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Noctis: Did you hear that? 

Prompto: No.

Noctis: Are you lying?

Prompto: Yeah oh my god what was that!? I’m horrified, I wanna cry!

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Ignis: There were nine ways to do this and you picked the worst one

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Gladiolus: It’s very important to me that you realize that you’re attempting to divide an almond

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Ignis: Why are you on fire! Again?!

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Iris: You come into my house! Disrespect my mints! And expect forgiveness!?

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Prompto: We don’t even know a sport.

Ignis: Sports, with an “S” it’s a pural.

Noctis: Oh gods there’s more than one!

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