#incorrect enid sinclair

Enid: *runs across the Quad, until she spots Yoko* YOKO! *jumps over to her to hide behind her, whisper-shouts* I can't keep doing this.. Wednesday's blindness has turned her into some kind of.. predatory Roomba!

Yoko: I don't think that's actually a thing..

Enid: *glares at her* IT IS NOW! *looks around like a paranoid owl* she keeps finding me.. I'm not even talking— I'm not even moving loud!

Yoko: *nods and pets Enid's head* Maybe she's got a bat's echolocation thing going on-

Enid: *holds intense eye contact* SHE DOES. This morning she tilted her head and went 'your heartbeat is approaching. Good.'

Yoko: *gives her a thin-lipped smile and stares into nothingness* Okay yeah, that's some weird horror-movie stuff I don't want to get involved in

Wednesday: *materializes behind Enid* I told you not to flee. It is very inconvenient.

Enid: *jumps* I- I WASN'T FLEEING! I was- strategically panicking!

Yoko: *lowers her glasses* translation for Addams: Running in circles and screaming

Wednesday: *nods* I could hear her pulse ricocheting off the walls.

Enid:

Enid: HOW?!

Wednesday: Love heightens senses.

Enid: *drops*

Yoko: *looks down at her rainbow friend* She's down. She's done. *looks back up at Wednesday* you killed her

Wednesday: *picks up her girlfriend* Good. Easier to carry. *walks off with Enid slumped over her shoulder*

Wednesday: "Baby."

Enid: "No. Now is not the time to call me pet names."

Yoko: *over the phone* So… is there anything else you wanted to talk about? Maybe something you wanted to share with your bestie?

Enid: *too quickly* Nope. I think that’s it.

Yoko: Really? Nothing about your adventures in self-discovery and your “totes platonic” feelings towards a certain doom n’ gloom roommate?

Enid: *glances aside* I dunno what you’re talking about.

Yoko: Oh, I think you do. In fact, I can tell you’ve made progress on the girlfriend front.

Enid: *hesitates* Define girlfriend.

Yoko: Bitch, we’re on FaceTime! I can SEE that you’re IN HER BED!

Enid: *defensively* Hey, I can have dark sheets!

Yoko: Uh huh. Then what about that braid there?

Enid: Braid? What braid?

Yoko: Oh, I don’t know. Maybe the one you’ve been playing with for the entire goddamn call?

Enid: *glances down at the black braid laced between her fingers*

Yoko: Enid, just admit it already. You’ve got a girlfriend—

Yoko: —and IT’S👏FUCKING👏WEDNESDAY👏!

Enid: 😒

Enid: Today is Friday.

Yoko: 😐

Wednesday: Do not say–

Enid, with a cheeky grin: –cuddly!

Yoko: Yo, girl! Shouldn’t you worry about yourself first? You look like you just got out of a-

Enid: SHUT UP YOKO! Wednesday’s clearly injured, I need to carry her to an ambulance RIGHT NOW!!

Wednesday: *standing with one small cut across her head, thinking heavily* … Ah, yes! I am feeling quite woozy from my injuries. I fear that I may not make it all the way to the ambulance- *five feet away* by myself. I am in desperate need of a big strong werewolf to carry me there.

Yoko: Are you fucking kidd-

Enid: *tearing up* OH MY GODS! DON’T WORRY WILLA, I GOTCHU!! *picks Wednesday up with much difficulty due to blood loss, but carries on nonetheless FOR LOVE* HEY!! AMBULANCE PEOPLE!! WE HAVE ANOTHER INJURED PERSON HERE!! SHE NEEDS HELP IMMEDIATELY PLEASE!! 😭😭

Yoko: 😑

Divina: *walks up, purveying the scene*

Divina: *looks back and forth between her girlfriend and the other girls moving away*

Divina: Oh! I’m feeling lightheaded! *holds hand to her head dramatically* I think I might have a concussion! If only there was-

Yoko: *sighs loudly* Shut up, don’t start! C’mere dummy. *picks Divina up with ease*

Divina: *hums happily in her gf’s arms*

End <3

Enid, with a big smile: …it’s cute!

Wednesday: It’s a collar, Enid.

Enid, batting her eyes: …but is it cute?

Wednesday: I’m not wearing this. It’s pink.

Enid, nodding and taking out something else: Okay. I planned for this. What about this one? It has skulls.

Wednesday: Skulls?—wait a minute. No, Enid. It’s still a collar.

Enid, nodding again: Okay. I understand. Something more subtle.

Later at lunch…

Divina, staring:

Yoko, snickering: So—

Wednesday, sitting down with a “Belongs To Enid Sinclair” pin on her uniform: If you say anything I will destroy you.

Divina, trying not to laugh because she’s respectful: No, it’s cute. Yoko isn’t it cute?

Wednesday, staring actual daggers:

Divina: I mean very terrifying.

Yoko, quaking from holding in her laughter: Yeah I’m literally shaking.

Bianca, dying laughing and snapping several pictures: She’s got you by your balls. This is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen.

Enid: Please Yoko, we've already talked about this, Wednesday had a bad time....

Yoko: You tell her she's three feet tall and a coconut Enid...

Enid: IT WAS MY MISTAKE OK?! Wednesday is sensitive to certain phrases even if she doesn't look like it.

Yoko: So sensitive that she drained the entire room of old wines and tried to acrobat of how drunk she was.

Enid: ...... WEDNESDAY DID WHAT?! Let me see this video 🙃