Dec 12, 2021
Glitter Cats: Don’t worry, Splendib likes your butt and your fancy hair. We know, we read his diary.
Zulius: He thinks it’s fancy?
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Glitter Cats: Don’t worry, Splendib likes your butt and your fancy hair. We know, we read his diary.
Zulius: He thinks it’s fancy?
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Phillip "Stableton" Bonecrunch: *Exists*
Durpelton: A baby!!
Phillip: Sir. I am 43 years old.
Durpelton: *hugs* And you're Babey!
Phillip: ...OK, yeah sure. *hugs back*
Ched: We can't just attach a rope to the switch and, like, pull on it from a mile away? Maybe while enjoying a light snack?
Wammawink: The switch has sensors. It will read whether a person is touching it or not.
Zulius: Does it have to be a live person?
Ched: Seriously?
Horse: No, Zulius is right. If we attach a body to the switch...
Ched: Where are we going to get a body in four minutes?
Glendale: I can get a body in four minutes.
Ched: This is some pretty morbid brainstorming.
Durpleton: Why does Wammawink call you babygirl?
Horse: How about we stop talking for a little while.
Zulius, getting over Splendib: It takes only a minute to get a crush on someone, an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone, but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.
Durpleton: ... Once my father forgot me in a parking lot.
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Horse: "They'll never find the body" is a boring threat. Threaten that they'll never stop finding the body.
Becky Apples: They'll be recovering pieces of you for at least three months. You'll be alive for at least two of them.
Waterbaby: Y'all are fucking terrifying.
Little Durpleton: You're not my real mom.
Wammawink: I am.
Wammawink: And I’m very proud of you.
Little Durpleton: Wow, you really aren’t my mom!
Ched: When I was younger I had a crush on a boy and didn’t know how to deal with it so I wrote him a letter that just said “get out of my herd”
Zulius: …THAT WAS YOU?!