#incorrect arrowverse quotes

Felicity: What, do you want a list?

Oliver: Actually, yes.

Oliver sighed looking at the footage. Because he knows that cunt serving walk anywhere. That’s his friend since boarding school, Bruce Wayne. And now, now he’s got to live with the fact. Under duress that Bruce is Batman. All of this over a video of Bats in heels.

There’s nothing more difficult in life. Then looking at the dark knight of Gotham. And only being able to see the man. That used to go down on him, in a Queen Consolidated utility closet. He sees the cowl and scowl combination now. And all Olli can picture, is blow drying Bruce’s longish hair. While the man bandages his own ribs. Because he’d fucked off for a couple years. Then came back jacked as shit, with disrespectfully fast reflexes. But as soon as he saw Oli, Brucey mode kicked in. And the man ended up grazed by rebar.

Barry: As you should be.

Kara: No, for real, he's kind of-

Kara: hey, could cisco make me one of those? the lag is really slowing down my article writing

Barry: uhh lemme ask

*a few hours later*

Barry: uhh he has a lotta questions

Cisco: *goes on a tangent about different frequencies of their earths and wifi/bluetooth, and how do computers even work on her earth, what if it’s not the same?*