TOP 10 THINGS THAT FOR SURE HAPPENED
TOP 1.
robespierre: hi i'm evil sad mean robespierre saint just: and i'm defendless tender saint just both of them: and we hate collot because he's way better than us poor innocent man called collot, eavesdropping: duhhhh i did know that! you dummies... robespierre: you see saint just, i have a plan. you'll have to distract him with your cold stolid discourses and i'll steal his so well written, neat and magnificent play saint just nods collot: i'll have to tell billaud... i went running to billaud's place, my pace alarmingly fast and so manly it could make everyone drool. not exaggerating at all, but i'm not going to throw roses at myself, even if i do deserve them collot: billaud! robespierre and saint just are conspiring against me billaud, with a cheese piece on his hand: what!? collot: let's go billaud: i'll so defend you from these ailments! billaud and i beat them up before they could even reach my perfect and so awaited play. i'm glad this won't happen ever again because we're really strong, especially me
once my muscles don't hurt from hitting bad people (robespierre, saint just) i'll write the other anecdotes that definitely happened...
