#impost

*parent sitting their child down to give them the talk* now pretty soon your body might start changing. You'll start to grow more hair. Your ring finger and middle fingers will start to be the same length. You'll start being burnt by touching silver. During full moons you'll turn into a monster and start attacking nearby livestock

The most reasonable explanation for Lt surge being American is that it's just another instance of early gen weirdness and he's more likely now just from unova or something, but my personal, funnier explanation is that he's an isekai victim from actual, real life america