#impishone

“You seem... oddly happy.”

This was another him, right? He seemed a lot more carefree than Osomatsu himself was. He wondered what was different, and it wasn’t like he didn’t have plenty of opinions being fed to him.

I wish you were healthy like that! You should eat better Aniki!

He looks fatter than you! Heh!

...I don’t like it, its weird

Maybe he’s friendly!

He could still hear people screaming insults and slurrs his way, but he was trying to ignore that. He had more important things on his mind, like not getting caught. Soft pants of air left the small halfbreed before he was suddenly crashing into something, dropping a bag that clanged loudly against the ground. He was quick to slink back, ready to run.

“If I wanted to I’d probably come up with better insult. But I don’t feel like it, so you’re flop-doodle now.”  Girl shrugged, before putting hands in pockets.

“Um, excuse me. My trash isn’t a bed so if you would kindly go home that would be nice...”

A confused  expression was shown on her face as she looked down at the male who was huddled against her trash. Was he drunk or homeless? both? She wasn’t sure but she didn’t exactly want him hanging around her apartment regardless. She placed her hand on her knee ass she outstretched her other one to the male as she bent down slightly, willing to help him up.

Osomatsu’s gaze flew from the woman’s face down toward her cleavage almost immediately. The red clad NEET gawked at her breasts and blinked in surprise before peering back at her face. “Uh–” His face felt hot as he stared at her. Of course he was all talk when it came to flirting, tending not to actually DO anything besides verbally flirt. Poor guy was just a virgin with absolutely no dating experience or sexual experience. 

“W… what?” 

seo felt a little bad, very deep down. he was just an innocent guy that she purposely bumped into so she had an excuse to talk to him. but she was so horny and she needed someone to hold her. this guy was certainly cute, especially with his reaction to her coming onto him. seo bat her eyelashes and moved a little bit forward. “did i hurt you or anything...? oh no... if i did, is there anything i can do to make it up to you? maybe something... special?” she purred, touching his arm and tilting her head.

“Uh, hey! Have you seen my friend, Mister?” the kid asked.

“He’s tall, he’s got some white robes on, has a tan, and he’s..kiiinda bald? But has a long, black braid at the top of his head. Oh! And he has small eyebrows that make him look angry all the time. Have you seen him?”

“Oh my god.”

“Oh my god!”

“OH MY GOD!!!”

The middle brother shouted, hands gripping his hair.