Verse 1

Don’t ask me why I like him    

I’ll never find the words

But my skrunkly little meow meow  

Makes me simp until it hurts

He’s an awful, evil bastard

And they say that he’s no good

But I promise I can fix him 

He’s just misunderstood

Refrain 1:

Oh my Skrunkles you’re so mean

And even sometimes quite obscene

But I love you just the same

You’re the monster I will tame

(Oh you’re so lucky I picked you!)

Verse 2

He’s a heinous, hateful villain

And he stands for all that’s bad

But Skrunkles, it’s not my fault

You’re so cute when you get mad

Your funny angry eyebrows

Tell me all I need to know

Who’s a stinky, grumpy skrunkle?

Who’s the lowest of the low?

Refrain 2:

Oh, Skrunkly-Man you’re horrible

Corrupt and vain and vile

So I push my hair behind my ears and say:

“Do you just…like…wanna hang out for a while?”

Like…I have a car… We could just…get out of here…”

Verse 3:

Don’t ask me why I like him

I know he’s problematic

Babygirl is complicated

But I like that he’s dramatic

He gets his kicks from doing things

I’d never do myself

So honestly he’s safer

Sitting here up on my shelf

My no good, nasty skrunkle-doll

Is my new favorite toy

Hey, handsome. Just one question: