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If You Think I Believe THAT...
I got some nice oceanfront property in the middle of Arizona for sale. LoL 😂...
These con artists that message me representing Elon Musk, thanking me for all my nice comments on his fan page (Never have I ever. I like Elon, ok. What I know about him, but I'm not a "fan" kind of person) and saying they'd like to connect with me personally... Wahahahaha! 🤣 Rotflmao! Hahaha!
Haha haha! Oh, I can't breathe! That's hilarious 😂🤣😂
At least it's a fresh tactic from the boring, "Hey, beautiful! I came across your profile and you seem so articulate and intelligent, I would love to get to know you better", accompanied by a picture of some buff, GQ, 60 something man in a military uniform and a profile name that reads something like Captain Brett Erickson. LoL 😂 Or...
Hello, dear friend, in the name of our Lord and Savior. How are you? I hope all is well, praise God. May you be abundantly blessed with favor from above, from our Father in Heaven, hallowed be His Name. I come to you humbly asking if you will do as it is written in scripture, to help the poor and needy and the fatherless children, for I have 50 orphans to feed and the cupboards are nearly empty. Tomorrow there will be nothing for them to eat.
Well that does tug on the heartstrings, doesn't it? Only there is no orphanage, no starving orphans, just a young, single, able-bodied Nigerian man trying to make a fast buck to spend on whatever his heart desires. Sigh!
And there's all the free vacations I supposedly won...
And the people that are only trying to collect an inheritance that they're willing to share half of with me, if I'll only give them my bank account information to have the money deposited into, keep my share and send the rest to them. Riiiighhhttt...
There's the fraudulent activity on my Amazon account. Someone ordered something for $300, and would I like to cancel and have the money refunded? Only, Ooops! You accidentally put too many zeros on the form and now you got too much money back and you'll have to go buy a bunch of gift cards at Target to pay it back or I'll lose my job and my manager will freeze your bank account.
Oh of course. Completely understandable. I'll get right on it. NOT!
It's gotten so freaking ridiculous, it's absolutely hilarious what these people expect you to believe.
I'm 59 years old. I didn't just fall off the turnip wagon. I'm too old to be naive and too young to be senile. Try me in another 10-20, maybe I'll buy that snake oil you're selling. Then again, maybe not. Maybe you want to not waste your time and my patience and go peddle your phony baloney to someone else.
Right idea wrong woman #Imnottheone #emergencyroom #trouble https://www.instagram.com/p/Cjf3vVAuvC-/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
Yo nigga is funny out here. I caught niggas in the act of trying to steal my bike last night at 2am. I heard my alarm go off, looked out my window & nigga was trying to pick my shit up into a white van. But they had a rude awakening. Let's just say when they heard me yell out my window & heard something else. They dropped the bike and sped off. By the time I got downstairs they were speeding away. But we got the van on camera. My complex is investigating & My peoples in NYPD are checking those plates so we will be seeing you once that plate comes back with the address. Yo I ain't the one is all I telling niggas. Ask around about me. I'm not trying to be cocky but I don't bother no one & mind my business. But I'm not the one is all I'm saying. WORD OF ADVICE. KEEP AWAY FROM MY BIKE. DON'T START A BIG PROBLEM FOR YOURSELF. Word is out to all my bike Life niggas. We looking for that van... Much love to everyone who shows me love & support. May you all have a wonderful night & God bless you all... And to them Corn balls, stay out this hood or else... #VITheExec #ImNotTheOne https://www.instagram.com/p/CVJdy--pXVVtVLpIVAL25eTvqDdkr1G6jkCPUE0/?utm_medium=tumblr
Today someone told me I’m not the one have you seen my insanity? have you seen what I’ve overcome? not the one is my middle name I’ve shut haters down one by one don’t come to me and ask to write some words then fucking disrespect me you have some nerve come up here come up here and feel feel the effects of Hell’s Ferris Wheel I’m manic in these words I’m panicked in these words I’m not the one you want to see writing your fucking curse my words hit my words spit you’re probably buying followers my words just click with the many minds that think like me dream like me scream like me bleed like me you picked the wrong one to disrespect you picked the wrong one I’m inventing your regrets I’m not going to sit here and let someone walk on me my words are like fists swinging violently my words are like ticks sucking you dry my words crave blood my words ruin lives once I’m triggered my words get bigger my words get sicker no fucks given my words get bitter battle minded always on the defense crippling nonsense that makes perfect sense I’m not the one I was never the one learn to get to know people better before you disrespect them explosions are unpredictable and one just happened you told me you’re not the one then my madness just started laughing. People will come at you so innocent then drive that knife into your back watch out for snakes you never know when they will attack. © 02/07/2021 By Jeff Oliver All writing protected by copyright. #WordsFromTheSoul #JeffOliverPoet #Snakes #ImNotTheOne #Disrespectful Photo Writing By: Jeff Oliver Photo Credit: The Crow https://www.instagram.com/p/CLDmkYPFw8z/?igshid=t57rkt5q7gtz
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This is so me. Reposted from @britsdoitbetta I'm not the one. Trust me #realtalk #petty #imnottheone #exes #exesbelike #exesbetrippin #donttestme #wrongdude #pettymemes #pettyquotes #dontcrossme https://www.instagram.com/p/CGXeopyDG0O/?igshid=bkg4rbr05dk9
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Folk who say stuff like that murks my everloving soul. I be ready to slice and dice somebody. 😶🤬😠🤦🏽. #thisaintthetime #imnottheone #thatainthelping #iwillkillyouinyoursleep https://www.instagram.com/p/B-3ZxUmD05sZXcqoTIe_LsRipLRdOv8fJtJ7sE0/?igshid=7f5x02sn2k6m
