DEADSPIDER
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who cooks normally?: Wanda. Kaine can’t cook to save his life—all he can do is barbeque, and he only learned that for Aracely. It’s better for everyone (and the smoke alarm) if Wanda does it.
how often do they fight?: Basically constantly. It’s their main form of communication.
what do they do when they’re away from each other?: pine for each other They talk on the phone, and Kaine even learned to use Skype, the big mush.
nicknames for each other?: She calls him her cave-spider. He calls her “boss”.
who is more likely to pay for dinner?: Wanda. She’s a sugar mama at heart.
who steals the covers at night?: Aracely sneaks in and snuggles between them and hogs the covers for herself. Kaine tries to steal them back and consistently fails.
what would they get each other for gifts?: Wanda would get him something meant to tease, like a Spider-Man mug or a giant novelty Halloween spider. Kaine would panic and ask Aracely and Pete what to get her, and they would unanimously decide on some kind of ornate blade or gun. Good call.
who remembers things?: In terms of anniversaries or birthdays…neither. In terms of things that need to be managed/taken care of, Wanda, but Kaine can do it with some prodding and assistance.
who cusses more?: Kaine, ever so slightly. But Wanda definitely cusses more creatively.
what would they do if the other one was hurt?: Well, Wanda’s healing factor makes it a moot point, so there’s not much for Kaine to do. When Kaine gets hurt, she either teases him about it, or wreaks bloody havoc on whatever did it. Either way, she patches him up when they have time.
who kissed who first?: Wanda
who made the first move?: Wanda
who started the relationship?: Kaine
