I could handle a summer cold if it didn't also come with the bitch known as the cough that catches you unaware and makes you sound like you're dying.
*Barks like a seal for four minutes straight.*
Co-worker: OH MY GOD! Go home!
Me: Nah, I'm fine. I always sound like this when I get better.
Co-worker: This is you better!!!?
*Eyes watering and short of breath* Yup!!😅











