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But for Furina!mc, I'm going to say she keeps herself secret for quite a long time... until she doesn't when the Market Expo happens.

Navia and Clorinde spot her when she was with Alice and Nicole talking with Dori. Unfortunately for her, she didn't notice them. So you can imagine how pissed off/scared she was when Neuvillette showed up on a boat in Nod-Krai.

Queue the biggest cat and mouse chase in Nod-Krai history. With her constantly having to shift between forms just to run/fly off. It wasn't until she heard that proposal that she looked him dead in the eye and said...

"I would rather fuck the Geo Archon himself than ever return to you or that corrupted nation ever again. And I would gladly do it too, you fucking mistake of a sovereign!"

Before teleporting off with Alice's help and giving him the middle finger. Let's just say Zhongli spat out his wine when he heard from Traveler. Feeling a mix of flattery and nervousness cause he would be in big trouble if Alice found out! Furina!mc is practically the baby of the Hezenzirkel now!

I get the feeling that after that big cat and mouse chase Nod Krai would get on Fontaine's ass about the whole thing! Neuvillette definitely caused a lot of damage in his hunt to catch Small Dragon Furina!MC.

Add in those like Navia, Clorinde, and possibly Chevreuse, along with Fontaine special forces that Neuvillette brought along to also helped in the hunt, caused a lot of damage as well.

Nod Krai as a whole was NOT happy with Fontaine, and Columbina even gets involved as the local Moon Goddess and has them all thrown out Nod Krai right after Alice telelported Small Dragon Furina!MC away from that soggy noodle of a jerk!

Also, I'm already imagining Neuvillette's face when he heard Small Dragon Furina!MC's words. He's both pissed off and insulted. The Geo Usurper?! Him?! No, absolutely not! Small Dragon Furina!MC was his-

Lol, yeah, keep telling yourself that, dude. 😑

But sides that... Zhongli, oh god, while he is weary of how the Hexenzirkel will react, he can't say he isn't interested in Small Dragon Furina!MC. He's seen pictures of her thanks to the Traveler, and he can safely say, she looks adorable.

She was deathly afraid the Marionette was gonna snitch until she learned the Harbinger didn't really like Fontaine as well. They ended up getting along quite well since they liked tea, snacks, and gossip up until Sandrone's death.

Ngl, Furina!mc probably snuck into the fight to help. Just not in the form the others were expecting... because Neberius gave her a larger dragon form and the powers to rival a sovereign while the Hezenzirkel wasn't looking... and Gold didn't snitch about it either for the funnies.

I can see Dragon Furina!mc implementing a lot of the Hezenzirkel's designs into it and her powers... but we can talk about design later as she was in a rush to defeat Dottore's ass!

She processed to beat him to hell and back before Columbina could arrive cause she was so pissed off. Literally tore one of his arms off and swallowed it with him staring at her. Traveler cheered her on cause they were a mix of happy and deathly afraid of her because she was so vicious.

But she quickly turned back into her small form once the fight was over to rush to Sandrone's side. Poor girl was crying so badly because she felt like someone finally understood her only for it to be taken away so soon. She left so many flowers all around Sandrone before Arlecchecino took her body to Fontaine like she asked in her will (the Knave promised that she wouldn't spill Furina!mc's location).

Though I am curious on what Neuvillette wants with Furina!mc now. What exactly does he need her for when he basically tossed her aside like trash? 🤔

Small Dragon Furina!MC and Sandrone being besties is adorable... until it isn't, and Sandrone is gone- 😭

And YES! Kick Dottore's ass, Small- er i mean, LARGE Dragon Furina!MC! Traumatize that shitty Doctor! Get revenge for Sandrone!!!!

As for the bit with Neuvillette, well, actually, I'm going with the idea of him changing his mind once he saw she was actually a hidden dragon, and now he's 'interested'... 😰

It's kinda on the line of being VERY creepy (look, love the fluffy Neuvi/Small Dragon Furina!MC stuff, but for a au like this, he's gonna be creepy and a ass-) and him being arrogant, and he's willing to, how should I say... to 'drop' the execution charges and to forgive/forget her 'lies' if she came home... cause dragons like them should stick together, no?

Does that make sense? It made sense in my head- 😅

Hear me out, your option about Alice yoinking her out of the ocean BUT she keeps her and makes Dragon Furina!mc an honorary member of the Hezenzirkel!

I can just imagine how sweet the members would be to her by helping her and teaching her some of the stuff they know. But they do have to hold back Nicole from rambling a lot. Barbeloth loves Furina!mc because she actually listens to her (unlike a certain scaredy-cat apprentice currently in Mondstadt) and that she could show up with Furina!mc in her lap like a villain with her cat.

The few people who know about her whereabouts besides the Witches? Venti, Albedo, Klee, and Varka. Because Alice literally introduced Dragon Furina!mc to Klee and Albedo as their new older sister and Klee loves her. Albedo is okay with her because Gold likes her (Neberius actually loves Furina!mc because she's her granddaughter, deadass wanted to destroy Fontaine when she heard what happened).

Varka knew because Nicole told him, and Venti always knew, but he kept his lips shut for Dragon Furina!mc's sake.

It wasn't until Nod-Krai happens that Traveler finally meets Alice... with the little hydro archon wrapped around her shoulders in her intro. Queue a crying Traveler and Paimon hugging the small dragon as they did not know that Fontaine was going to execute her and they didn't know she survived.

YES! I love this idea! 🤩

Hexenzirkel witch Small Dragon Furina!MC is what I needed in my life! Alice would so do this, I mean, what could liven up her 'little' friend group more than having an adorable small dragon as a new member? 🥰

She even has a custom witch made for Small Dragon Furina!MC! And a little cape as well! Even her own personal dodoco plush! The sheer cuteness was through the roof!

Also love the idea of all the Hexenzirkel Witches just loving on Small Dragon Furina!MC~

I could honestly see her listening to Nicole's rambles and finding them really interesting, and this makes Nicole almost tear up when Small Dragon Furina!MC asks for more of her 'rambles'.

And Barbeloth! Yes to her just having Small Deagon Furina!MC on her lap and looking like some overdramatic villain. Small Dragon Furina!MC doesn't mind cause Barbeloth is giving her the best pats ever, and she's just laying their, purring away~

And then there's Gold/Naberius. Love me some relatively nice Gold moments, and Grandma Naberius moments as well. Naberius probably even takes over for a bit to spend time with her small dragon granddaughter.

And of course, then there's Alice. The queen of all of this for seeing an opportunity and taking it via snatching Small Dragon Furina!MC away to safety!

Sides that, I also love the idea kf Small Dragon Furina!MC tagging along with Alice and going to Nod Krai with her. Poor baby probably cried as well when she saw the Traveler and Paimon again.

Though, now reading the part where the Traveler thought Small Dragon Furina!MC survived, it makes me think this was a lie made up by Fontaine, or more specifically, Neuvillette.

That soggy, jerkface noodle was probably still trying to find her, and only said she was dead in hoping she would let her guard down enough for him and Fontaine to find her and finish what they started...

...Or worse, Neuvillette is looking for her, only he wants her ALIVE because of her reveal if being a dragon...

Yeah, no, neither tbe Hexenzirkel or the Traveler/Paimon will let Small Dragon Furina!MC fall back in Neuvillette or Fontaine's grubby, ungrateful hands!

She also would not like Sampo. I am not discussing why when we already know why. She also doesn't like Argenti, too. She thinks that knight is weird always talking about Beauty.

But omg, she would love Boothill. She loves him platonically and she tells him all about her daughters. The sweet Ranger literally gets a teary eyed smile cause he remembers his own baby.😢

And one more person she has mixed feelings about is... Sunday. She fully hissed at him when he arrived on the Express and threatened him that if he tried anything she will cut off and eat his own wings in front of him.

Also, just imagine how she reacts when she sees the glider wings on Herta's space station. Literally shakes the woman with her little paws screaming "Who gave you these?!!!!!" My best guess... it was Kleiner, Alice's husband.

Meanwhile, Alice is soaking up the good stories while trying to find a way back for Furina!mc. She's also enjoying how jealous Neuvillette is getting from all these hot men. (Bruh, I just imagined Neuvillette hearing about Boothill and just crying while letting the Melusines talk with the Ranger on the device to communicate with Furina!mc... I am tearing up rn!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭)

Menace Kitty Furina!MC still manages to escape Mydei's hold every time, lol. She usually goes hide behind either Caelus or Phainon. Like you can't get her now, mister!

Also agree on her not liking Sampo. All he had to do was open his mouth and she was like NOPE! Get the hell away from hell! As for Argenti, also agree on her finding him weird... and annoying. She does not really care about all his talk on beauty and what he defines as beautiful.

Honestly she wanted to mess with him so bad by saying she knew true beauty- cough cough, Neuvillette. He was beautiful and handsome, and she will preach it!

...Actually, Teyvat has a LOT of beautiful people now that she remembers it-

And BOOTHILL! 🤩

Yes, yes, and YES! I absolutely agree with the idea of Menace Kitty Furina!MC adoring (Platonically!) Boothill! And Neuvillette also liking him as well is a wonderful treat as well!

And oh yeah, Kitty Furina!MC definitely nearly knocks Herta's hat off when demanding answers about the Glider, and of course it would be Alice's husband that gave it to Herta! Of course!

Also, lol, Alice is enjoying Neuvillette's suffering, huh? Oh don't worry you silly, soggy noodle! She'll get your kitty lover back soon!

And she said a lot more than that, but Alice literally muted her before any kids nearby could hear on Teyvat. All Phainon could say (since he witnessed it all) was that he never wanted to be on Menace Furina!mc's bad side.

And as for Aha, THEY were begging the kitty to join the Fools in every dream the Elation could enter. But she refuses because while she has a line she doesn't cross, a good chunk of the Fools doesn't! Like a certain masked female! And Furina!mc definitely doesn't like Sparxie either.

And Menace Furina!mc also has mixed feelings for Caelus's other family... the Stellaron Hunters.

Mostly for Kafka and Blade since Kafka reminds her of the Knave and Blade because he stabbed Dan Heng (She scratched him up a lot for that). She loves Firefly and Silverwolf on the other hand! Silverwolf would definitely be her second choice for a chaos buddy.

And Neuvillette is definitely making a lists of names like his lover for the amount of men trying to even touch her. He also would agree on adopting Bailu cause he wants to see the baby dragon!!! Dude literally shook like a noodle from happiness while Furina!mc was telling him about the little healer.

She's basically a being beyond human or even godly/Aeon understanding! Menace Kitty Furina!MC is just MORE! She exists to be a menace, and to protect her love ones... and tl be adorable!

Saying that, she gets the job done on cursing the fuck out of Nanook that it even made some of their Lord Ravengers blush and gasp in disbelief.

And Phainon, don't worry! You of all pure beans can never get on her bad side!

...Side note. Cipher and Menace Kitty Furina!MC interactions? I forgot to mentioned this in the last post, but this is another unholy duo.

They will rob so many people blind- 🤣

Also, yes to her not liking Sparkle and Sparxie. She will scratch the both of them if they so much as get too close to her friends, or worse... try to pet her.

She will bit off their fingers!

...Though, I think this will only make Menace Kitty Furina!MC more fascinating to the Aeons. Cause she just looks at them and tells them NO to their faces?!

And then we get the the Stellaron Hunters. I can understand her seeing Kafka, and being reminded of Arlecchino. A bit a more smily and empty eyed Arlecchino...

And her hating Blade for him stabbing Dan Heng is valid... she does show Blade mercy by not scratching him when she first sees him have a Mara attacks. She's still piss, but she... well, she lets him pet her as he calms down...

And YES! She loves Firefly and Silver Wolf! Silver Wolf being her second chaos buddy is the best! 🥰

And last but not least, Neuvillette! My man is both filled with neverending worry for his Kitty wifey... and now full excitment, cause new daughter? A new dragon daughter?!?!

A new hatchling?!?!

And then there was THIS line- "Dude literally shook like a noodle from happiness-" and it nearly ended me! The best line ever, I swear! 🤣

But good god, the HSR universe was definitely not ready for the most chaotic duo ever... Menace kitty Furina!mc and Caelus!!!!

Those two have gotten into so many shenanigans that she has even more starlight in the universe than in Teyvat.

For starters, Furina!mc is getting kidnapped by Jing Yuan! The general literally took her the moment she got to the Luofu. The dude thought he was getting another friend for his Mimi. Furina!mc was so confused when he sounded like a certain someone who makes puns.

And in Penacony, good lord, she had no restraint on cause she went to be the biggest menace there. Literally scratched the damn sentient trashcans to hell and back. They call her and Caelus "The raccoon and the demon from hell."

And in Amphoreus, when Phainon was fighting the lord ravager in front of Nanook, the cat literally stood up on her hind legs and screamed...

"FUCK OFF YOU EDGY TEEN FROM HELL! BEING A THORN FOR THE UNIVERSE IS MY JOB!"

Lets just say that it was enough to get the Aeon of Destruction's attention... and the Fools and Aha. They very much want to get their jokester hands on Kitty Furina!mc.

And for the Sake of Neuvillette, the Witches made him a device to communicate with Furina!mc. The poor dragon cried happy tears when he heard his beloved is safe...ish.

Dan Heng better prepare himself, for if he asks about Neuvillette, he will get a full on essay and MORE on how amazing and adorable Menace Kitty Furina!MC's hubby was.

Oh, and of course other info as well... like the Melusines- cute creatures born from a dead Dragon's blood?! -and other mentions of Teyvat's draconic races. Like Dvalin, Durin... the Saurians-

And dear god, Menace Kitty Furina!MC and feral trash Raccoon Caelus would be the most hilarious and unholy of duos! 🤣

But oh gosh, Jing Yuan?! Why you kidnapping the menace kitty?! Oh boy, you know Neuvillette's Kitty Furina!MC senses are tingling after that! Like who was touching his Kitty lover?!?!?

...Side note, Menace Kitty Furina!MC might try to steal Bailu, lol. She sees this tiny, sassy healer lady, and thinks, "Hm... what eould Neuvi say to me bringing home a new hatchling/kitten?"

But back to Jing Yuan kidnapping Kitty Furina!MC. She's definitely having moment where she's thinking, "Wait a sec... he sounds like fucking Cyno-", and does eventually get rescued by Dan Heng... while she becomes best buds with Mimi. The Lion definitely made for a comfy bed and cuddle partner~

And Jing Yuan gave the best of head scratches, but alas, she is a taken kitty! She can't have random, handsome guys giving her heads scratches and cuddles. Neuvillette would go all pouty and sad noodle on her.

Then we get to Amphorous, and all I got to say is... Kitty Furina!MC! How the hell did you get to where Phainon is fighting with the Lord Ravenger in front of Nanook?! Did you somehow follow him?!

And then we have Nanook AND Aha turning their gazes to most trouble making Menace Kitty in the universe, Kitty Furina!MC.

Honestly I want to know what Nanook's reaction to her even was. They had to have been shook. Like, what is THAT?!

I also see her flat out rejecting Nanook, cause mister edgy teen from hell, she does not want to destroy anything. She's got a home, family, and the best noodle husband a Kitty can ask for. So please... fuck off.

As for Aha, well, I wish then luck, cause I don't think Menace Kitty Furina!MC will make it easy for them to 'get their jokester hands' on her.

Oh... and she also definitely probably adopts Phainon. Like her boy now. She had a new son-

And finally, poor, poor Neuvillette. Man misses his wife, and the things he's been hearing... Oh Sovereigns, Miss Alice! Work faster on getting his kitty lover home! 😭

Dan Heng is definitely staring at this crying... noodle(?) who immediately wraps around a purring Menace Kitty Furina!MC, and acted more like a clingy, teary eye snake than some powerful dragon...

Hear me out, menace kitty Furina!mc BUT she gets teleported onto the Astral Express. Specifically on March 7th's bed.

March definitely squeals at the cute little kitty. Taking all sorts of pictures and giving her all the loves Furina!mc could get.

It is only revealed that said kitty isn't normal when March shows the little archon to the crew and Furina!mc looks at the pink-haired woman dead in the eyes and say...

"Kindest gentlelady. Can you kindly put me down? For I do not like being held up to the sky like I'm in air prison." (She says the whole thing in a fancy voice for the shits and giggles.)

The whole crew immediately goes into chaos. With Caelus is dying on the floor from laughter. Dan Heng's freezing up from shock. Himeko is spitting out her tea and Welt's jaw has dropped. And March is screaming "You can talk?!". And poor PomPom has passed out from this.

Meanwhile, Neuvillette's is freaking out cause he can't find his adorable kitty lover! And Fontaine is heavily storming cause he can't find her!

Menace Kitty Furina!MC returns! And in HSR at that! 🤩

What sorta of kitty shenanigans will Menace Kitty Furina!MC get into before she eventually returns to Teyvat and Neuvillette's arms? Hm?

And will Neuvillette flood Fontaine with his tears and rain before Kitty Furina!MC even has a chane to set one paw back into her nation?

Sides that, I already imagine a frantic Neuvillette was already asking begging the Traveler for help, and that help comes in the form of a certain witches group...

Cut back on the Express, and a tiny portal opens up enough for a small Dodoco device to slip through, and then Alice's cheerful voice could be heard.

And this is how the Astral Express finds out several things in only a few minutes.

The talking cat March was holding was apparently a Goddess? And that she also had a crybaby dragon hubby?!

Suddenly the Astral Express crew had a feeling things were about to get more interesting with their temporary kitty guest.