back with desperate and whipped fbi! dex. as we see in early s3, he does seem to have some co-workers that he's friendly with. he at least tries to be friendly with them for the sake of being "normal". which means they have front row seats to watching dex become completely lovesick. and when dex realizes that one of the most normal things you can do is talk about your partner? oh it's over.
everything he says about his life now is about his β¨partner β¨. his weekend plans? he's going to see a movie with the "love of his life." one of his co-workers try telling him about a restaurant they went to? that's so funny because his partner loves that place. why is the last song played on his spotify techno pop? obviously because he's familiarizing himself with the discography of his partners favorite artist!
suddenly, he's getting teased about how in love he is. all he ever talks about is you. none of them expected dex, the normally stoic tough guy who annihilated every test in the academy, to be so whipped. one of his old buddies from the academy even has the audacity to call him "pussy whipped" one day and dex has to resist the urge of spitting his gum out of his mouth and into the guy's skull because it'd probably get him kicked out of the fbi.
on the bright side, his favorite co-worker nadeem never teases him because he gets it. on the down side though, nadeem brings up the topic of marriage and having babies which is filling dex's head with A LOT of ideas. but that's a completely different thing...
oh i am eating this shit up!!!!!!!! AAHHHH
dex listening to techno pop π PLEASE. he shows up with a fancy little coffee drink to work and he says "my partner bought this for me, i dont know what it is" (its his absolute favorite and you got it specially for him), he starts speaking with a bit more pzazz to his words and its because he's stealing all your favorite phrases and sprinkling them into conversation (not very successfully), everyone literally looks at dex in horror when he utters the words "that eats", when his coworkers invite him for drinks after work he huffs over-dramatically and says "no can do, i gotta get home to my girl or i wont hear the end of it" but in reality you would probably encourage dex to go out with his colleagues instead of staying home with you, the thing is- he's the one that doesn't want to ever leave your side, ever, he might as well propose at this point...
