Mar 10
Clark and Bruce would be Morticia and Gomes level of insufferable about each other, absolutely obsessed with one another.
I just know some poor new up and coming hero joined the league and tried to flirt with one of them and got a monumental βIβm married and I love my husbandβ speech that devolved into them reciting poetry to the other while staring into each otherβs eyes with the most down bad look on their faces.
#superbat#batman#dc comics#bruce wayne#superman#i love them#dc batman#clark kent#they're my otp#my babies#IM MARRIED#they scream when anyone tries anything with them#bla bla bla my husband my husband bla bla#<-them all the time#everyone in the league knows better than to give them an excuse to talk about each other
