#ilovedavid

I'm pretty sure last year I made a huge post that like made you cry or something, but anyways this year I'm probably not gonna be able to do that. Also, last year I spent the entire day in the emergency room, so I'll try very hard not to do that again. Mostly just thank you for being you. I'm not sure what I would do without you. You annoy me a lot. And you constantly make me wonder how we're even friends with some of the comments you make. And the SASS. But you're one of the best friends I have ever had. I mean I let you cut a One Direction poster in half so that we could have a BFF poster and only half of Louis is looking at me right now and I think that's a little creepier than all of Louis. Last year I bought you cologne, and this year I also maybe possibly bought you more cologne except not yet because we all know I'm broke, but it WILL happen.  Some of my best memories are the ones I've made with you. You're basically the only person I will let cuddle with me despite the fact that I always want to cuddle. And you're gonna be a great Uncle Dad because Liam (just because it's your birthday I'll just go ahead and use the name okay but don't think you won this one yet) already loves you a lot and I know this because he got all jumpy when he heard you talk over Thanksgiving break GODDAMNIT IM CRYING ARE YOU HAPPY. Anyways, you're 19. You're like this super successful college kid who lives on his own and basically gets involved with everything for some reason. Keep doing that stuff so that on your next birthday post I can talk about how you're the first ever Student Dean of FSU or something.  Please don't do anything stupid on your birthday because you have to be up early on Thursday for my doctor's appointment. Okay I guess I should wrap this up because I'm falling asleep because sick.