#ichioso

You know, in hindsight, maybe I am very gay. But only for the right Ichimacchans.

-- Full of brotherly love, your amazing older brother Osomatsu

This is how it's going to go down. Literally. You're going to get on your knees in front of me.

I'm going to stare down at you for exactly forty seconds. After that, I'll take my time extracting this fat cigar from between my lips, to which I'll exhale the smoke directly into your rancid face.

Every time you cough or gag, I do it again. And again. Until you learn to take it and accept what I have to give you.

You do not deserve to breathe the same air as me, so you'll have to feel what it is like to have your lungs stinging from my breath.

After we have this establish, then, only then, will I place my hand in front of you.

From there, you'll be allowed to put your disgusting lips on my ring. And it will be the tip. I don't need you tainting it, as it is way more valuable than you'll ever be.

If you're so eager to wrap your mouth around more after that, then what you'll be seeing next is my custom, cat-paw-printed painted M16. How easily will the tip of that fit between your lips? Should we find out?

Does the sight of it excite you? I wonder what reason the quivers running all through your pathetic little body are for. The barrel of it so so sleek and cold...

How effortlessly it could slide in and out, in and out, over the surface of your wet, gross tongue.

I really do love the feeling of how any sound you'd make around it would vibrate right though this precious thing and into my hand. I can feel your fear. Or maybe it is lust?

Either way, better not make too much noise, or else my finger may just slip from all those reverberations and I'll accidentally pull the trigger.

I. Tried to put this in my queue. There is nothing in my queue. If this posts tomorrow from my queue please fucking ignore it 😭😭