#icantwin

Got a shitton of makeup on and I still look the same. Isn't makeup supposed to make you a lot prettier? 🤦🏽‍♀️ • • • #blasian #filipina #wtf #icantwin #todaysucks #darklips #messyhair #myhairisalwaysmessy #gamer #gamergirl #whatfreckles #cute #ugly #selfie #instalike #instagamer #instapic

Today as a whole, is a great metaphor, for basically what every day feels like. I contacted a guy on Craigslist a few days ago about this miter jig. It was a fantastic price for something that was already on my list. I failed to meet him on Thursday as planned, and he wasn't available yesterday. I needed hickory for a project, and drove this morning, over an hour, to the nearest hardwood store, and didn't remember this jig, until I was halfway there. I bought the hickory, and drove over an hour back to this guy's house, and as soon as I agree to buy the jig, he asks, "Are you a woodworker? Are you interested in any hickory? I have a bunch." And he does. Probably 30 board feet under a tarp in his back yard. #woodworking #icantwin

When you finally get the care reaction after everyone stops caring about it. 🤦🏻‍♂️#icantwin #latebloomer https://www.instagram.com/p/CCcOKzyBW8TCgXmkEqFVq7BVga2tUB3uV7VxsY0/?igshid=1xruqvoiwdbrm

Ain’t that the truth!! #icantwin #illalwaysspeakmymind #quote #meme #truestory #truthteller #gofigure #ratherhurtwiththetruththankillwithalie (at Northampton, Northamptonshire) https://www.instagram.com/p/B_pRHpXJOleAtxnL6x4GvA6HLqcxwZTSi0MmLc0/?igshid=p9derxi4514u

😍😍😍😘😘MY MOMMY a spoiled brat🤷🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️ it’s all my fault this her favorite line “ ok ...I’ll have my only daughter do it for me .. let me call her “ Hey Pooh Pooh .. hey ma ... “ Run to the east side 😳 and pick up my shoes I have on hold from footlocker ( why East?..they the only store that had them in my size .... (me- oh ok later I will ... (her -well it’s 3:30 almost don’t wait to late what time will you be done working ?( me- around 7(her- you can’t take a break and just run up there for ME real quick ..( I’m on the west side it would take me 20 minutes if traffic clear and I’ll definitely be stuck in traffic on my way back i already know so not now or I’ll be late for my next appointment...( her -it won’t take that damn long if you hurry up and stop talking so much and just cut they hair 😳🤦🏽‍♀️😂🤣 (me— ooook ma... what you doing ??(her-I’m trying to finish watching this show I’m all caught up on it now I can’t leave it’s the finale and it’s too cold out ..I asked you because I knew you was out and about ( me - maaaa you can just go now pause the show and watch it when you get back ... (her- “ I’m not dress( didn’t you go to work ?(her-yes but they called me once I as home and said they have them I’m in my pajamas now” .. “ ok ma I’ll go get them today for sure “ ( her- they only can holding them until today so go now🤦🏽‍♀️😂🤷🏽‍♀️I just said ok #icantwin( them shoes are gonna sit in her closet for 8 months before she remember she have them ( transfer them to her room closet ) and then another 6 months before she pull them out to wear if she don’t give them away to one of my cousins, her niece or me 🤣🤷🏽‍♀️😘#errandrunner4her clearly what I have to do is not more important than what ever she wants me to do for her 🤦🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️😂😘 here is the thing if they put them shoes back I’ll have hell to pay if someone buys them ..if I don’t go now It would turn in to her cussing me out about how I can’t never do nothing she ask me to when she ask me to do it when she clearly can just go and get them herself 🤦🏽‍♀️😂🤷🏽‍♀️ #whatcanyoudo🤷🏽‍♀️😂🤦🏽‍♀️😘 #sheaVIRGOtheydifferent 🤣#stuckinherways 🤷🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️ #over50&sofine #shemy1andonly (at Detroit, Michigan) https://www.instagram.com/p/B9H9TZjFF8GXSebTpgkSC-CKAKICEq_1KOdi2E0/?igshid=rfc5kv9a2oi8

Why? 🤷🏽‍♀️ Everything I like is either immoral, illegal, fattening, addictive, or expensive. #icantwin 🤦🏽‍♀️

I can't win... #SaySomething #Feelings #FuckMyFeelings #ICantWin #CantWinForLosing #KeepItToYourself