#i...don't know.

This was done just in time for me to almost finish The Founders Cut! I'm at the box scene, right before the viewers voted. I know in the actual thing, Hetch didn't have a door, and Ranboo was infront of Hetch, but...Uh. Whimsy, fuck you. /silly

Also I slammed the door on his fucking face. Haha take that. I'm just kidding Hetch. You're really cool. Sorry.

        “You’ve been gone for far too long,” she breathed, reaching out to run a gentle hand through her husband’s hair. 

Travis was an ordinary axolotl. They did ordinary axolotl things- breathing, sleeping, fighting ninjas, taxes, eating- and lived an ordinary axolotl life. However, that all changed one day when Travis met a fellow named Ezgardo.

Ezgardo, an evil witch, was hungry as fuck. So when he saw Travis, he dedicated his life to eat them. One afternoon, Ezgardo invited Travis over for some lunch. Just before Travis arrived, he had put a concotion in their food, hoping to poison the poor fellow.

When Travis arrived, they literally absorbed the plate Ezgardo gave they. Since the food was absorbed, it gave them magic powers, and from then on, Travis became a magical axolotl girl.

With their newfound powers, Travis was able to eliminate Ezgardo, saving the day yet again.

slgksjglkfsjf I had a trippy dream where I was living in an animated Beatles movie calledd Super Groovy once…