"Look at Dippy McDipshit over there."

"Holy shit what the fuck are you doing dude?"

-while driving over rough, grooved road- "FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK"

-while changing lanes with cars up my ass- "SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT"

"TURN SIGNAL MOTHER FUCKER."

"OH GOD I´M GOING TO DIE"

"Sorry dude, for almost taking you off the road, Imma go over to the right lane and do sixty in penance and not bother you anymore."

"WHO PUT THAT CONE IN THE LANE?!?!?"

"WHY IS THE LEFT LANE LIKE TWO INCHES HIGHER THAN THE OTHER LANES?!?!"

"I can´t see shit past these trucks"

"HOLY CRAP I HAVE CARS IN MY BLIND SPOTS ON BOTH SIDES"

"okay, there´s the token cop, thank god he pulled someone else over"

"speed limit 45, that means minimum 60 so that you don´t get hit by everyone else"

"Where´s my exit? SHIT IT´S IN LIKE A MILE"

"What the hell does THAT sign mean?!?!"

"CUT ACROSS TWO LANES TO GO INTO THE EXPRESS LANES!"

"I´m gonna hit that motorcycle in front of me. Keep alert, ready to veer off when he topples over, oh thank god he´s speeding and is now too far ahead for me to care anymore."

"Another freaking IPass station? How quickly can we drive through these? Do they measure the speed? What if it becomes a nanny state and they give everyone doing over 55 a ticket anytime they pay tolls? What if the cameras are only set for a certain velocity and I´m going too fast for the readers, but they still get my licence plate?"

"IT´S POURING RAIN WHY DON´T THESE DIPSHITS HAVE THEIR LIGHTS ON."

"OH GOD WHY DO THESE DIPSHITS HAVE THEIR BRIGHTS ON?"

"Fuck these new cars with their headlights that blind anyone coming from the opposite direction, THAT ought to make it safer. Either that, or everyone is an inconsiderate jackass. A definite possibility."

"Done with my CD, time for radio station. WHY DON´T I JUST SAVE THEM ON DAD´S PRESET LIST? Since the closest station he has to one of them is like 5 entire numbers away from the station, and I have to flip through everything to get to it."

"Geez not this stupid song again."

"I literally just heard this song on the other station. I think they plan this."

"THIS TRUCK IS GOING REALLY SLOWLY ON THIS RAMP"