Sam: Gotta keep, One jump ahead of the archers. One swing ahead of the sword. I steal only what I can't afford. That's everything! One jump ahead of the Romans. That's all, and that's no joke. These guys don't appreciate I'm broke.

Camper 1: Riffraff!

Camper 2: Street rat!

Camper 3: Scoundrel!

Camper 4: Take that!

Sam: Just a little snack, guys.

Campers: Rip her open! Take it back, guys!

Sam: I can take a hint, Gotta face the facts: You're my only friend, Prince!

Aphrodite Girls: Who? Oh, it's sad, Samantha's hit the bottom. She's become a one-girl rise in crime.

Counselor: I'd blame parents except she hasn't got 'em.

Sam: Gotta eat to live, Gotta steal to eat. Tell you all about it when I got the time! One jump ahead of the slowpokes. One skip ahead of my doom. Next time gonna use a nom de plume. One jump ahead of cabin 5. One hit ahead of the flock. I think I'll take a stroll around the block.

Campers: Stop, thief! Vandal!

Sam: Prince!

Camper: Scandal!

Sam: Let's not be too hasty.

Camper: Still I think she's rather tasty.

Sam: Gotta eat to live, Gotta steal to eat. Otherwise we'd get along.

Campers: Wrong!

Sam: One jump ahead of the hoofbeats!

Campers: Riffraff!

Sam: One hop ahead of the hump!

Campers: Street rat!

Sam: One trick ahead of disaster.

Campers: Scoundrel!

Sam: They're quick, but I'm much faster.

Campers: Take that!