#i'm livid

the cuck chair

good tickle 🥰 bad tickle! Very bad tickle!!

daaaaamn papi 💕

So to show:

. A main character giving vital information to your protagonist with Husk telling Charlie about Alastor's deal with Vox without mentioning the wound since Alastor would probably skin him if he finds out he told someone about it

. That even if Charlie thinks that Alastor and Lucifer are strong/invincible wathever she's still worried for them (and that's still a bullshit logic since Emily is a seraph, one of the strongest being in the universe and Charlie is rightfully worried for her after seeing her on the ground in pain and with a missing limb. Also the same woman that was running towards Alastor the moment she saw him tied to a chair minutes later doesn't even look at him when from her position she shouldn't even be sure that the beam only hit Emily??? Or worry for her dad once he comes out from a sewer covered in his own blood? No sense)

. The protagonist welcoming her injured and in pain father with an open smile/help him stand up on his feet, a father that by the way she hasn't meet since the day they had a huge fight, a father that while kept captive has only one thought and it is I hope my daughter won't be mad at me

Naaaaahhhhh we don't need these moments who cares people will assume they happened off screen

While TOXIC YAOI FANSERVICE THAT'S TOTALLY USELESS AND THAT ADD NOTHING TO THE PLOT OR THE DEVELOPMENT OF THE CHARACTERS INFACT YOU CAN CUT:

. the scene after the "I won you lost" tour directly to Vox wearing his jacket in the Vee tower

. the scene right after the cables electrocute Lucifer for the first time

. the scene after Velvette's "I'm sure Vox is losing his shit" with Vox riding the weapon in the background

And you'll still have a plot with the same relevance because AGAIN THEY ADD ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO IT IS WORTH.

So whenever there's someone who has the galls to say "but they have only 8 episodes!!! They have to choose what to keep!!!" You can safely tell them that the ✨PRECIOUS RUNTIME✨ isn't worth to give depth to your protagonist and her relationships with the other main characters (and one of these main characters is her father, a father she's just recently reconnecting with) but:

. the creator of the show

. the show's writers

. whoever greenlit it in Amazon

I can call him the biggest liar of all time because his crimes are GAY and motivated by LOVE.

After local authorities decided to OK the project, despite people coming to the meeting and protesting so much they had to shut the meeting down, the people of Utah spent over $50k in the last day or two, in $15 fees, to file thousands of formal protests.

This data center would consume more than twice the energy that the entire state consumes, would threaten a place that's already in a water crisis, and would raise the daytime temp by up to 5°F during the day and up to TWENTY EIGHT DEGREES FAHRENHEIT during the night, IN THE DESERT. that would create even more evaporation in the Great Salt Lake--which, as it evaporates, releases toxic dust into the air to blow around in the wind into neighboring states--and it would destroy delicate local ecology, kill unique Utah flora and fauna, and impact agriculture. They'd also be burning natural gas; Utah's air quality is already horrific. (if you've ever flown into SLC in the winter you could tell: the air looks like a bowl of gray soup.)

They've backed off, but it's not a win. They plan to refile later, likely in a way that allows them to skirt community feedback completely so that they don't have to listen or care that the people of Utah don't want this. The people who filed protests won't even be reimbursed their $15.

SHUT UP AND STOP COPING WITH THIS DUMB THEORY.

Leave Chigiri or Yukimiya alone.

CHIGIRI IS ONE OF THE MOST DISRESPECTED CHARACTERS AND PLAYERS IN NEL ARC FOR ONLY HAVING 90 MILLION BID AND ON TOP 6 WHILE CARRYING MANSHINE CITY'S ASS FOR THE WHOLE DURATION OF NEL ARC.

And you spouted this nasty shit like Chigiri or Yukimiya is some shit stain that's easily replaceable by another main character because they have a fucking injury?

Stop smoking and don't disrespect Kaneshiro like that.

He's better than writing that kind of lame ass theory shit.

but I swear the goats doing gravity defying has been around for forever

here - have some

actual

fucking

goats.