35 facts: dubious columnist chick edition
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Noriko hails from the tiny village of Hayakawa, Yamanashi Prefecture! She spends most of her time out of town, and would much rather live somewhere bigger like Tokyo, Kyoto, or Yokohama.
Norikoās usual personal pronoun isĀ āatashiā!
Noriko has one elder half-sister several years her senior! Her name is Shiho. They donāt like each other very much. (This is the most massive understatement I could possibly make.)
Neither Noriko or her parents are religious (on snarkier days Noriko would deem them all as being a godless bunch, in more ways than one), or even much the types to adhere to cultural traditions or customs, but much of her extended family on both sides are very devout. (Different religions, though-- her motherās family is Buddhist, her fatherās are Jewish.)
Noriko has very good teeth, which is something she inherited from her father.
Norikoās favourite colour is...pink! Surprise!
Speaking of pink, Norikoās striking pink hair is dyed! Her hair is naturally a mousy brown.
Also, Norikoās eyes arenāt purple; she wears coloured contacts when out and about. Her eyes are actually grey.
Noriko is shortsighted, but doesnāt wear glasses.
Noriko largely favours spicy food-- she likes the feeling of the heat on her tongue. Still, sheās definitely not averse to the likes of sugary bonbons or licorice now and then.
Her favourite beverage is Coke! Sheās also fond of pink lemonade.
Norikoās favourite fruit is cherries! She also pretty much unilaterally enjoys anything cherry-flavoured, and she also likes clothes with cherry decals, too.
Noriko uses pet names constantly, and she uses them on everybody.Ā āDarlingā,Ā ābaby/babeā,Ā āsweetheartā, andĀ ādollā are her standards, but she has several more in her arsenal, with a lot of them seeing use only in specific unique contexts, too. (E.G.,Ā āhoneyā is usually reserved for people sheās close to.)
Noriko likes to flirt! (She likes to keep things interesting for ya, sweetheart.) Sheās being playful/teasing above all else when she does, though-- sheās not inclined to be particularly serious about things, sheās just here to have fun. (Sheās also the kind of person for whomĀ āsexyā is a neutral term of endearment, so really, itās hard to tell when she is versus when she isnāt.)
Noriko has five exes, most of whom she dated only very briefly and in the same year. The first two are [AIRHORN NOISES], but sheāll talk about the last three to just about anybody.
Noriko is right-handed!
Noriko is quite fidgety, and finds it easiest to concentrate when her hands are somehow occupied. She tends to do so by writing on paper very fast, smashing down the keys randomly on a keyboard, tearing off bits of paper and scrunching it up, wrapping strands of hair around her fingers, and generally wringing/messing around with her hands and fingers.
Noriko is the Worst in that, in school, sheās the kind of person who consistently manages to get straight A grades with seemingly very little effort. Her secret? She has a very sharp short-term memory, so sheās able to cram like hell just before the test and still have a vivid imprint in her mind of what sheās just read. (Also, she purposely does as well as possible in order to spite anyone who assumes sheās stupid.)
As well as being part of the school magazine/newspaper club, Noriko was also in a debate club back in junior high!
Noriko is surprisingly nocturnal in her habits-- she has so much on her plate that sheās gotten into the habit of staying up late and doing the bulk of her work in the dead of night.
Noriko has a ton of different pyjamas and nightgowns, but most of the time she just ends up sleeping in her underwear.
In terms of alignment, Noriko is Chaotic Neutral! (With a dash of Neutral Evil here and there, but mostly CN.)
Norikoās MBTI is ENTJ, and her Enneagram type is Type Eight.
The major arcana I most strongly associate Noriko with is The Chariot!
Norikoās favourite season is the summer! She loves the sunshine and the free time, and she likes how she gets to wear far more cute dresses and summery wear than she does at colder times of year.
The kind of music Noriko likes and that I associate with her is very specifically mainstream pop music from around 2008-2012, when the dance/club music was really big. Stuff from that era like early Lady Gaga, Kesha, Katy Perry, Taylor Swift, Britney Spears, The Pussycat Dolls, etc. is whatād especially be her taste. (The girl group/boyband pop boom of the late 90s/early 00s Iād also associate with her to a slightly lesser extent!)
Noriko has a secret passionate love for board games, and all things similar to them-- all kinds. Chess and shogi are her particular favourites, but sheāll play anything from Monopoly to backgammon to Snakes & Ladders. She has a hard time explaining her attachment to them to others, but sheāll be very happy if you play one with her.
Noriko loves makeup, and sheāll often go out, buy a bunch of fresh new products, and experiment with her look. She actually has one lipstick she considers herĀ āLucky Lipstickā, which sheāll wear out if sheās going in for an exam or an interview or if sheās out to impress someone.
As youād expect for someone with her occupation, Noriko follows a lot of models and media personalities, and sheās actually struck up genuine online friendships with many of them! Sheāll miss DMing them while sheās stuck in Murder Hell.
Noriko really enjoys photography! She owns a small Polaroid camera and she gets a lot of use out of it.
Noriko loves her pink hair, but she plans to dye it blonde one day in the future a while or so down the road.
Noriko has the first article of hers that was ever printed hanging on the wall in her bedroom. Thereās little sheās more proud of or more protective of than her gossip career.
Noriko has a distinctive birthmark on her inner left thigh!
Noriko last went to a funeral when she was around three or four years old, and she doesnāt really remember it at all, so she doesnāt really have a proper reference for what death or dead bodies or grief is like at all.
While itās very in question if itās a virtue she possesses much herself, Noriko values loyalty and support a lot in potential friends-- if you genuinely stick up for her, sheāll keep it in mind, and try to return the favour on that front if she can.















