#i quote

They are discussing what makes a cow a good cow.

I was watching "MASTERMIND" and for a moment I was wildly amused by the realization that Blitz is Pushing the door trying to open it. And it suddenly opens the other way.

Then I looked at it again and realized that it wasn't funny because the door opens in both directions, but...

Please understand me.

All the time I was thinking that Blitz was just pushing the door in the wrong direction, a passage from Terry Pratchett's book "Maskerade" was playing in my head:

«What was I singing?

You didnt know that either?

I dont know what it means, no. André looked down at the score in his hand. Well, Im not much good at the language, but I suppose the opening could be sung something like this: This damn door sticks This damn door sticks It sticks no matter what the hell I do Its marked “Pull” and indeed I am pulling Perhaps it should be marked “Push”?

Agnes blinked. Thats it?

Yes.

But I thought it was supposed to be very moving and romantic!

It is, said André. It was. This isnt real life, this is opera. It doesnt matter what the words mean. Its the feeling that matters. Hasnt anyone told?» (с)

I just hadn't looked at "Helluva Boss" from an opera perspective until now.

Opera is when a tenor and soprano want to make love, but are prevented from doing so by a baritone. (George Bernard Shaw)

No.

And I mean that literally, nobody knows anything about Elias’ personal life. He doesn’t even have an address on file.