#i physically cannot

Why is he so... lackluster (imo) 💔

Vro is Zane's attack dog for like 15 years and then he just DIES

UGHH I KNOW RIGHT!!!! we learned SO LITTLE about the other Jury members in og minecraft diaries. it is a MIRACLE that we even got what information we did in Rebirth, especially considering. you know. THE FACT THAT IT ONLY HAS NINE EPISODES!!

im certain there is more that has been left unexplained on the wiki. its mostly just summaries/stuff that the editors feel is relevant to mention. and there has got to be more than what we currently have dangit.

i also. have thought about Janus for years. for reasons entirely unrelated to MCD. no. no no, Phoenix Drop Days has me thinking about him. and its because i genuinely do not know if anyone else has ever brought it up, ever.

has. has ANYONE ever considered that Hunter and Janus are related?

i am FREAKING serious right now. the similarities genuinely have me so concerned, confused, enticed, and just. I. HAVENT. DARED TO STOP THINKING ABOUT IT. NOT EVER. ITS BEEN ONE OF MY BIGGEST QUESTIONS EVER.

their hairstyles are almost exactly the same. their eye colours are almost exactly the same. i BET if we put them under the same lighting their skin tones would look exactly the same. THEY. ARE. BROTHERS. SOMEHOW. AND IF THEYRE NOT BROTHERS, HUNTER IS SHOCKINGLY OBVIOUSLY RELATED TO HIM IN SOME WAY. LIKE FOR REAL MAN, LOOK AT THEM. LOOK AT THEM AND TELL ME THAT THERES NO WAY THESE TWO CAN BE RELATED.

JANUS IS AMBIDEXTEROUS AND WEILDS TWO SWORDS. JANUS IS THE STRONGEST MEMBER OF THE JURY OF NINE. JANUS IS LITERALLY A BEAST. JANUS SLAUGHTERED SO MANY PEOPLE BEFORE HE WAS TAKEN DOWN.

Meanwhile Hunter. Hunter can run. what, 10 miles in barely a few minutes? we may be in a fantasy world, but that is clearly. not normal. Hunter has increased speed, strength, and the proper training alongside it to boot. he was excellent in his sporting field. he was one of the best track runners as a FRESHMAN.

this shit raises some THINKING. TURNS ON SOME LIGHT BULBS FOR ME. SOMETHING ABOUT THESE TWO WAS GOING TO BE EXPLORED I JUST. I JUST KNOW IT. I KNOW IT AND I ALSO KNOW IT WAS ROBBED FROM US.

JESSICA WAS SETTING UP SOMETHING HERE. SOMETHING THAT NEVER GOT THE CHANCE TO BE EXPLAINED. its as if all the puzzle pieces are right there, but we've lost some under the couch and no one has paid much attention to it. the holes are left there because we just cant reach the pieces we need to complete the picture. AAAAUGHHHHHH WHY DID WE HAVE TO LOSE SO MANY PIECES!!!! DAMNIT!!!!

this has stuck with me ever since 2019. ever since PDD and Rebirth were airing. for a time i even thought Janus and Hunter were the same guy but in different universes. like. like. like COME ON. COME ON.

THERES SOMETHING ABOUT THEM. THEY ARE BROTHERS. OR COUSINS. OR SOMETHING. JANUS AND HUNTER ARE RELATED I JUST. I JUST DONT HAVE VISIBLE, CLEAR CUT PROOF. I DONT HAVE IT ALL LAID OUT NEAT AND TIDY TO EXPLAIN IT. I JUST KNOW THAT THEY ARE SO RELEVANT TO EACHOTHER. WHATEVER WAS SUPPOSED TO BE EXPLORED WAS GOING TO BE RELEVANT TO BOTH OF THEM. I THINK ABOUT THIS SO FREAKING MUCH. SOOOO FREAKING MUCH

ahem uh. wow. whoops. haha. guess who got carried away!! hah!!! haha!!! gosh i really hope i dont sound too insane. i mean, obviously i am already, but. its. its just. this DOESNT feel far fetched. it doesnt.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE BECAME A TREE? THAT WASN'T TENTACLES BURSTING OUT! IT WAS ROOTS! BECAUSE HE TURNED INTO A TREE! WHAT DO YOU MEAAANNNNNN?????

The Last Tree does live again. It lives at the bottom of the blood ocean BECAUSE SIMON IS THE TREE.

AKSFDHFHGHC