#i like bread

Angsty sketch

Me, an ace: writing a detailed smut scene for my fanfic

my really OLD EW SCUFFED human Derek design and uhhhh AverytheMayo both drawn on ibispaintx on my phone with my finger

hi AverytheMayo

I drew both while I was over yonder on the east coast of America. It was very cool over there. also some girl took my phone while I was drawing Derek on the plane

most of these are talked about/mentioned and not actually eaten but still

episode #1 "I've got an idea (ft. Ellie Mortis)": the whole of time warp revolves around a dropped can of baked beans

ep #4 Max Fosh: no one actually eats anything, but the expert's father is a broccoli and there's drinks in party quirks (beer, wine and (later poisoned) gravy)

ep #5 "time to ride" ft will dixon: improvised sketch "How is there milk coming out of the shower?" Sam says he wanted 'warm milk with a side of beef'. Change "i need it to cut cheese for breakfast". Again though, nothing gets actually eaten

ep #6 Kiell Smith-Bynoe: opening line "Pickles are nice"

ep #7 Miss after miss: Party Quirks, AJ drinks a diet coke

ep #8 Fredo the Freddo: Freddo of course (letters), and the chicken fight scene happens at a nando's

ep #9 Into the city: opening line "where has the cow gone? 👉🏻" Luke's magician was gonna make beef burgers. Party quirks has AJ as a piece of broccoli (having a midlife crisis) + sam(?) sets out a cheese board and charcuterie

ep #10 feat the audience: pillars is a wine tasting scene (with notes of blueberries sam says) + (melted) cheese. in expert (speaking to ghosts) Dr Rachel Greene says there's chocolate in the afterlife. Dark specifically. Very dark. scene where tom is scared of muffins/becomes the muffin man (with aj playing the muffin), luke says he's making blueberry muffins. comment section, "you wanna make me a tuna melt", "don't throw that cabbage". late for work, aj gets to work on a really burnt panini

ep #11 "we're gonna get cancelled" ft. will Dixon: there's the whole "I like bread" incident in expert, specifically sourdough. Reginald Filibus disguised himself as an onion. in Party Quirks AJ likes pickles, luke says there's sausage rolls, little sausages on sticks, and massaman red curry, tom also says there's Christmas cake.

ep #13 Not what puberty is feat Henry Lewis: the expert (you know, pierre jean jean jacques jean) turned cheese (specifically brie) into wine (Bordeaux. only Bordeaux). in the scene "where's that light coming from?" sam says he had beans for lunch. in party quirks sam uses deviled eggs as a clue.

ep #14 A brilliant bonce: scene "aaghhh!" the dead wife is served an espresso martini

ep #15 paul merton & suki webster: party quirks, SassySnakeLuke eats a very long/three chickens, dentist suki asks for "creme de menthe", mai tai is used as a clue but i already forgot by who/how, and paul mentions nuts, rioja and savignon blanc.

I really like drawing myself like this 😭

Guess you can call it my persona :)