[Image description: A screenshot made to look like a Google Chrome browser notification. Transcript is below.]
We at Google think you're fucking stupid
We're launching new privacy features. You are cattle to us. Soon you will have more choice over the ads you see.
Our services are free to use because you are the product we sell. Chrome notes topics of interest based on your recent browsing history. Chrome wants to make you a fatter hog for our advertisers. Sites you visit can determine what you like. If we don't know what you like, we can't strangle you for money. Sites can ask for this information to show you personalized ads. This is a privacy feature. Yeah, of course it is. What are you talking about? Just believe us, you idiot.
We know most of you will not even stop to read this. Thank god.
Did you know we removed "Don't be evil" from our code of conduct in 2015?