#humunbean

“You can try sterilizing it in the microwave… but it could explode.”

How many of you have never taken antibiotics? Nobody. Can someone give me an example of what you’ve been given antibiotics for? Glandular fever? That’s a viral infection. Your doctor gave you antibiotics for viral infection? Oh my God. Run from that guy!

Wearing shoes to bed causes a headache. I fell asleep with my shoes on, and I woke up with a headache. Was it my shoes that gave me the headache? *chuckles* No a liquid substance was involved. Correlation does not equal causation.

“Please be very careful with the language you use throughout your career. Don’t say chemical free. Chemical free is bullshit. Water is a chemical. It’s harmless. Although if I drink too much I’ll die. *drinks from bottle* Hopefully that was water.”

To learn new rules in chemistry, I like to stick a table or drawing behind the toilet door because you may as well do something productive while you sit there.

You’d all be fine if I taught you quantum mechanics because nobody understands quantum mechanics, but then it comes to moles, boy do undergrads get upset about it. It’s not as hard as it looks.

Chemistry is like an onion. The more you learn, the more layers you peel back which expose more rules that frequently make you cry.