#hummusposting

betty grof you would have loved knowing how far sim torture methods have come since your time. I'm so sorry

I'm sure it's been mused on before but Simon and Betty really are perfect characters to exist in tune with Adventure Time's themes. Reckless, self sacrificial abandon, contrasted by the weariness of carrying the weight of the world and the guilt it fosters. I think they complement Finn really well, especially Simon. Finn is basically just if Simon's dad loved him, right down to their outdoorsiness, obsession with princesses, inability to handle change, and weird disassociative tendencies (the crown and Finn's "vault" are the same thing to me). I really fucking like that about them and I hope something satisfying comes from it

i had a fun idea for a semi animated video essay about the lack of accountability adventure time gives its female characters but then i realized if i posted it id have to worry about people disagreeing with me so im not doing it. green betty gaming has passed away

put a little chilli crisp in your hummus your skin will clear i love you

"petrigrof has a power imbalance because betty idolized him before they met 🤓" betty did this because she is WEIRD. why is simon's wet blanket reaction to it the problem and not betty's sans fangirl shit. let betty be the problem, i am begging you

had an idea for a username change and it was so pretentious I almost gagged