There once was a lady who swallowed a phone⌠(Female Pred, Multiple Prey, OV+AV, Object Vore, Disposal, Male and Female Prey, Accidental Vore)
âSoâŚcan you help me?â
Jess Evans set her hands on her hips, clearly exasperated and out of options. Emanating from her chubby belly was the clear sound of her ringtone. âJeez, okay okay! Fine! Donât say I never do anything for youâŚâ
Jessâs roommate sighed and rolled up her sleeve. Her arms were longer, luckily, so in theory it should be easy to retrieve her roommates phoneâŚ.
Jess had opened her mouth wide, wider than her roommate had ever seen before. Tentatively, the roommate stuck her hand and then arm down Jessâs throat. The ease at which her body excepted her arm told her exactly how Jess managed to swallow her phone like this. After pushing through what she imagined was the end of her esophagus, the roommate gasped in excitement. âAh! There it is! Just gotta get a good grip annnnnddddâŚâ
Jessica always had a particularly strong reflexive swallow. This isnât even the first time sheâs had to save her phone from her stomach. It was the first time, however, she swallowed the person going to retrieve itâŚ
âO-Oh no! Crap! Iâm so stupid!â She exclaimed, recovering from the slight aroused haze that came with gulping down her roommate. Her former double belly had been fully rounded out as her roommate was forced into a fetal position. The bulge of her head just below Jessâs breasts. âHold on! I-Iâll get some help!â
And so Jessica Evans enlisted another friend to help. A pink slime girl, to grab her roommate, and her phone! The slime girl listened to Jessâs story with little shock or surprise. Having to retrieve items from inside her own body was something the slime girl was very much familiar with. She accepted Jessâs request with ease and wasted no time in shoving a stick and sweet slimy arm down Jessâs throat. âThisâll be no problem, sweetie, just relax your throat and Iâll have your roomie out in no time!â
The slime girl had found the roommateâs head easily and carefully morphed her arm into a tentacle to wrap around the girl within. Unfortunately, the plan ended there. As another hiccup and several reflexive gulps sent the pink slime girl down with the roommate. Two friends gulped down, all in hopes to find Jessâs phone.
The pleasured haze took even longer to subside as the slime girl rounded out Jessâs bulging stomach. She could feel her roommate struggle and thrash against the slime, it made Jess panic! She had to save them!
And so, she enlisted some more help. This time, in the form of her good friend and old classmate, a harpy man. Though he was a full head taller than her, he had strong taloned feet that will surely help keep him grounded as he pulls out her other friends. He took a little more convincing, seeing as her belly jutted out a full six feet from her body. âJust relax, my friend, no sudden movements. If I can pull out your roommate first, we can work on getting the slime out aft-l
This time, Jess had to stir out of a pleasure induce blackout. The harpy had underestimated his friendâs gulp reflex and was now upside down in a pool of pink slime girl. All within Jessâs now gargantuan stomach. It was no all but impossible for her to go to another friendâs houseâŚluckily the harpy left his phone open on the table!
âPlease helpâŚI donât know how much time they have left! I think my roommate slipped into my intestines before you got hereâŚâ Jess explained woefully, earning a saddened look from the lamia whom she invited over to the harpyâs house.
âHey hey, now, donât cry hun! So youâve accidentally swallowed some friends, Iâve done that plenty of times! The trick is to go a different way once your body is already on a roll in the front door.â The lamia smiled, slithering around Jessâs stationary form until she was behind the engorged woman. âAnd you said your friend is in your intestines already so this should be no problem!â
The tip of the lamiaâs tail slithered around Jessâs bottoms and prepped for the operation. âIs this okay, hun?â She asked, wanting to get express consent first before going to save her friends. âYes! Yes, absolutely! Do whatever you need to, just save them please!â
With consent and a purpose, the lamia pushed her tail between the human womanâs cheeks. Already, her tail had slithered through Jessâs large intestine and began rooting through the small intestine. âThe good thing about the back door is that gulping is exceedingly rare! So I should be more than-â
It was midnight by the time that Jess woke up. Yet another orgasmic blackout, this time lasting for hours. She looked sadly down to her writhing and rippling stomach. The lamia dominated her insides, making her look like a literal enlarged sack of snakes. She realized now that she probably should have warned the lamia that she was capable of swallowing down thereâŚ
There was so much activity inside her that she couldnât even feel the ringtone of her phone anymore. Likely digested already. She moaned, half out of pleasure and half out of frustration and anger. How could she be so foolish as to literally drag her friends into this? She had one more card to play and the familiar hoofbeats outside the house told her that he had arrived.
âSo you swallowed your roommate to get your phone, swallowed your slime friend to get your roommate, swallowed a harpy to get the slime, and swallowed the lamia to get the harpy? I donât like where this is goingâŚâ The centaur huffed, clearly unsure about the womanâs request. âPlease! Theyâll die in there unless we do something and Iâm out of friends who can help! I need you!â She supported her case with a pair of watery eyes, she was out of options of friends. Unless she wanted to drag her family into this (and likely into herâŚ) then this would have to be enough.
Lucky for Jess, centaurs have a strong sense of honor and justice. He nodded along and raised a hand to placate her frantic worries. âDonât worry about it, Jessica. I see your concern and your frustration. I promise, I will not fail you. Youâll have your friends back and will be laughing about this whole thing one day!â
The centaur wasted no time and shoving his arms into Jessâs throat. He had the longest reach and the biggest body. Thereâs no way sheâd be able to swallow him even if she tried. Right?
âAh ha! Iâve got a hold of the lamia! Seems she made it into your stomach proper after a trip through your intestinesâŚhold tight! Iâll have you out in a moment! Just need to adjust my footing andâŚâ
He slipped. The slime girl had left some of her slimy residue on the floor before Jess gulped her down. The centaur, so sure footed, did not see nor predict the slick surface below him. And so, shot down Jessâs throat in a rush of confused horse.
Her jaw and esophagus hurt. Her stomach was stretched taut and occupied the majority of the living room. Below her pale and reddened skin, Jess saw the forms of her frantic and terrified friends. It was well after midnight now and she had nobody else to call. Jessica was tired, exhausted after a full day of eating and surprised orgasms. She felt sleep, real sleep, pull at her consciousness.
Jess rubbed over the softening bulges of her friends, sad that this was the outcome of an innocent mistake.
After swallowing her phone on accident, she ate her roommate. To save her roommate, she swallowed the slime. To save the slime, she swallowed the harpy. To save the harpy, she swallowed the lamia. To save the lamia, she swallowed the centaur. And now, all of them bubbled away in Jessicaâs stomach. This was the most she had ever eaten and hopefully will ever eatâŚ
Next time, sheâll just leave her phone in her stomach and not risk her friends. Jess dwelled on this thought as she drifted off to sleep, the roaring happy sounds of her stomachs rampant digestion lulled her to sleep.
Jessica Evans was holy unrecognizable. If anyone who knew her had seen her now, in her bathroom, theyâd be shocked at how different she looked. Jess had always been fat but this was well past that. And her stomach wasnât even finished with her friends. Her former friends, that is. Shes been dumping them for days now and even since the first day of disposing of them, sheâs grown dramatically.
Now, her ass spills over both sides of her poor toilet. Every shift and movement made the porcelain throne creak scarily. Ahead of her was her belly, which touched the floor with ease. It was far smaller than before but it was still imposingly massive. And the skeletons of a lamia and centaur made the pale orb look grim and scary, even to Jess.
If she had to guess, by the way this particular skeleton felt as it vacated her body, she was dumping the harpy. The bones felt brittle between her cheeks and she felt some snap and crunch with each strained effort to push out another monstrous log. Her stomach sloshed and rumbled sickly, unhappy now that it had drained every last bit of nutrients and meat from the corpses. All that remained was their bones and enough waste to fill several bathtubs. The centaur alone was going to be a full day of effortâŚshe wasnât looking forward to that.
With a squeeze, another log dropped into the toilet. And a ringtone played. Her ringtone.
Her phone had finally passed through, miraculously surviving the trip and with battery still. She sighed. Not out of relief or anger but out of utter exhaustion.
She was shitting out her best friendâs bodies and skeletons, all because she accidentally swallowed her phone.
(Hey yall! Hopefully this sounded fun! I got inspired by the original poem âthere once was an old lady who swallowed a flyâ and further inspired by that Vore comic that came out with the same title a couple years ago! So I decided to make a short little story about it but with a much darker ending! I was also going to try and make it rhyme like the original poem buuuuuuut I quickly realized my rhyming skills suck. Let me know if you have any suggestions or requests for stories, Iâm also happy to work out my writing muscles!!)
