Oh boy, I have been having so much I/EYTD brainrot. May as well share a few scenarios with my favorite blorbo, John Juniper.
-Being a fan who’s lucky enough to meet your favorite star for lunch. Not realizing that you’re about to get a very intimate meet and greet…
-Basically going through Operation: Jet Set, but he’s actually on the plane with you. You get shrunken down, and he’s offering you the comfiest seat on the jet. It’ll be several hours before you land, you’re thousands of feet above the Atlantic Ocean with nowhere to run, and he knows every inch of the jet. You won’t stay hidden long…
-Deciding to deal with Agent Phoenix by swallowing them down. He might not decide to kill them (since you know…I don’t like fatal), but it’s effective at keeping them out of the way.
-Being one of his staff and being eaten for whatever reason. Could be as a punishment, or simply because he wanted a nice, squirmy snack..or it could even be as a reward.
-Unaware vore. Enjoying a glass of wine, not knowing that you’ve fallen in either accidentally or intentionally. It won’t be long before you’re sent down to his belly along with a mouthful of Riesling.
-Give the man a shrink ray and he’ll have a grand old time hunting down a captured agent.