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I love it when they eat the little feather, they’re so cute ;-;

Also!!!!!!! Hello :D Merry tuesday!! I hope you’re having a nice morning <3

Waaaa I've never seen that spriteeeeee that's so cuteee 😭😭

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“All the world will be your enemy, Prince with a Thousand Enemies, and whenever they catch you, they will kill you. But first they must catch you, digger, listener, runner, prince with the swift warning. Be cunning, and full of tricks, and your people shall never be destroyed.”

[-Richard Adams, from 'Watership down']

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✶my blog is called ace deuce trey pips. like playing cards. yk. 1-2-3- number cards.

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✶ i am a minor

✶ i can be really fucking awkward

✶there are lots of things wrong with me. i have Issues. i might drop out of existence for anywhere between 5 months to 20 hours. srry.

✶ previously called: @/vo1d-crump3tz, @/crumpetzzz, @/seven-of-diamonds

✶ i post political stuff quite alot. i won't apologise for that, but you have been warned if you dont wanna see it.

✶ in many many many fandoms. im literally on tumblr like this should be obvious. my main ones atm are the phantom of the opera, star wars [the clone wars specifically lol, but i dabble in all of it lowkey], les mis, bsd, jjk and evangelion

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✶ i really like modern history. specifically the cold war. please tell me facts/ ask me about modern history if you want i will love you forever i love knowing things so so much [with autism].

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✶ i love stars and celestial imagery so so so so sosososo much RAHHHH!!!!!!!! IM LITERALLY A STARGIRL VRO

✶ fun fact. i do judo!! i have been doing it going on five or six years now and im a pretty high grade :p. sometimes i might talk judo lol

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i thought we sealed that hole up after the rodents started living in there

1. Local statutes prohibit inhabitants of the small town from keeping livestock in the borders of the town. I do not imagine that this would be a great issue, as there is a farm almost directly adjacent to my cottage, I do not propose to keep roosters, and furthermore in these strange times I doubt any person would object to my activities. 2. The greater concern is that my mother has a dislike for chickens. She believes them to be malodorous and ill tempered creatures best left to those of the farming trade.  Pray sir, is there any means by which I might convince my mama of the wisdom of my scheme?    Yours etc,  M 

My Dear M--

I believe you have to your Disposal Two Possible Solutions to the Poultry Trifles which Now plague you; The First is Simpler, Yet it is Possible, in These Times, for the Second to be of Greater Convenience. This Simple Scheme to which I refer, of Course, is to develop the Acquaintance of your Agricultural Neighbours to Such Quality that you might request Use of a Small Parcel of their Property for the Purposes of housing your Coop, with the Understanding that the Care of its Constituents should fall to yourself, and the Bounty be in Some Small Part Divided with them as a Matter of Reciprocity, say, One in Five Eggs or Some Such. Thus you avoid your Mother’s Distaste and Gain the Friendship of Farmers which, as you yourself surmise, is No Bad Thing when Times are Scarce.

If, However, these Neighbours are So Poor-tempered or Housed so Far that the Former Plan is Unfeasible, you must Still make Reference to them in the Latter. Firstly, you must acquire a Chicken, and release it on your Property Unbeknownst to your Mother, Perhaps by Night. On Discovery of the Bird, declare it to be a Fowl Escapee from the Selfsame Neighbours, and declare you shall send Word to them to come and retrieve it. Naturally, in Fact do No Such Thing, and forge a Letter Only Claiming that a Farm-hand will arrive by Evening to, as it Were, engage in the Apprehension. When this does Not occur, put to your Mother that the Chicken is no Great Trifle for Just One Evening, and assure her you are Certain the Lad will come Around the Next Day. Employ a Friend or Labourer Unknown to your Mother to claim to be Said Farm-hand the Next Day, and make a Great Fuss of the Chicken’s Removal. That Evening, release your Second Chicken; It will help you Greatly if this Second has Some Resemblance to the First, as it will aid in convincing your Mother that this Chicken is in All Fact Determined to roost Upon your Property and, Per the Wisdom of Virgil and Other Ancients, in Such Circumstances there is Nothing to be Done save build a Coop. Should she refuse, repeat the Previous Steps Until Such Time that the Volume of Chickens on your Land convinces her of her Predestined Vocation.