Jul 21
just to be clear, in case anyone thought that me and Gerda got together, we had one date ... i think we were both looking for something else.
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just to be clear, in case anyone thought that me and Gerda got together, we had one date ... i think we were both looking for something else.
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Dan Riffert (Damian Hardung) - How to Sell Drugs Online (Fast)
The yearbook photos from How to Sell Drugs Online (Fast) Season 3, Episode 5 "To make amends, maybe be friends":
old moritz zimmerman art😿
Mortiz looks lactose intolerant
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Just got obsessed with a new show, so y'all know what that means... HEADCANONSSSS AHHHHHH
(how to sell drugs online (fast) edition)
Moritz:
he's autistic and bi (it's kinda obvious but idc)
he had a semi (?) emo phase and listened to a LOT of twenty-one pilots at 15 (Lisa introduced him), he still likes them till this day, and he actually tried to inspect the dema.org website for clues and found nothing
he's Hogwarts house is Slytherin and his pjo cabin is Athena
he likes some animes, even if he doesn't want to admit it
has mommy issues (that's canon, but I think it's a really important part of he's character and a lot of people just forget it)
Dan:
has adhd, and is pan
He likes some K-pop songs (mostly æspa because their songs are more techno)
He's a Gryffindor and from apollo cabin
Has HEAVY daddy issues (somebody give him a hug)
Lisa:
she's really into twenty one pilots and MCR, even if it doesn't look like she does
shes a hufflepuff and from hermes cabin
big pjo and harry potter fan (wrote one drarry fanfic on middle school and never did it againg cuz moritz found it)
bi queen
More people need to watch How to Sell Drugs Online (fast) I am STARVING for content
There are so many edits living in my head of Lenny/Moritz, and Moritz/Dan and just Moritz being jealous of Lenny and Dan but idk how to edit :(
I need ‘i have a feeling you got everything you wanted, and you’re not wasting time stuck here like me’ of them all
12 fics on ao3 and not one of them over 1,000 words
I am starved, I tell you. STARVED
also. EVERYONE IS SEVERELY MISSING OUT ON THIS DAMN SHOW!!!!