#hsr shitpost

Meanwhile dan feng and dan heng are situated in opposite corners of the room because dan feng wants to give space (because he'd like to get along) and dan heng wants to be nowhere near the other (in case blade has some sort of psychotic break and tries to kill dan feng)

(And baihengs vague outline in the background, drunkenly tossing bailu into the air. Repeatedly)

won my god knows which 50-50 this is.

which can only mean one thing.

TB, currently in penacony:

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Sunday:I am harmony character that specializes in advancing my allies with their summons.

He then proceeded to be completely incompatible with 95% of all summon type characters while the 5% never stood a chance against their peers.

Sunday:*hugging his knees* Honestly it serves me right for mimicking any semblance of that Fool’s style. And here I thought I wasn’t good at jokes. I am one.

???:And here I was hoping you learned to be just a little more kind to yourself. Well, Penacony wasn’t built in a day.

Sunday:Heh, of course the one person I wouldn’t want to see me like this arrives. *turns head* Still, it’s lovely to see y-

✨Remembrance Robin✨

Sunday:…This is going to sound out of character for me, but please tell me you’re choosing to fight proactively.

Robin:*sits next to him* I’m mulling it over. Although I quite enjoy supportive roles.

Sunday:Robin please! I just want to actually do my job to the fullest! Also this looks very lovely on you. Do mind the sun however. You always burned easily. *fixing her hair*

Robin:Funny, considering your previous ambitions. Weren’t you planning on shining your light down for all time?

Sunday:Yes, the irony is not lost on me. Believe me or not however, I would’ve burned you. Or should I say, not intentionally.

Robin:You should, and I know. *presses forehead against his* I like your clothes.

Sunday:Thank you.

Robin:Why were you a supplicant in an Aeonic game?

……..

Caelus:Stella!

Stelle:*walks down stairs* Never call me that! I’ll beat you up. What do you want.

Caelus:Open your hands.

Stelle:Is it a bill?

Caelus:Not this time. Just hold out your hands!

Against her better judgment, she held out both hands. Placed in them was a small, fragile, yet dazzling sparkle that felt like it could hold the cosmos. This familiar feeling resonated in her core, calling the power of Remembrance within.

Stelle:Cyrene… How did you-

Caelus:Sifted through the book and around the area in my spare time. Herta was a big help in pointing me in the right direction. Cost some tickets but I know how much you wish you had just a bit more of her to see the cosmos with.

Stelle:…I won’t beat you up anymore.

Caelus:Lucky me. You hit pretty hard.

Stelle:I love harder.

She carefully let the spark rest within, keeping it close and safe. Stelle past Caelus to get back to her own resting, but not before giving him a warm kiss on the cheek on the way.

Stelle:Thank you. Next thoughtful gift is on me.

Caelus:No need to keep score, but if you’re willing to part with your lightsabers…

Stelle:Let’s not get crazy now. I need those. I’ll think of something.