Phainon flirts like he's been hired by the stars to make you swoon before dinner. he'll stop mid battle just to say something like, “If I die today, let it be known it was after seeing the angle of your smile. Tragic, but worth it.” He says things like “My heart trembles like a violin every time you breathe,” and he's not kidding. every sentence is dripping in sugar and sin, but beneath the playful glimmer in his eyes is a heat that makes your throat catch. he'll twirl a flower into your hair without warning, then press his forehead to yours and whisper, “I’d let kingdoms fall if you told me it made you smile.” half the time you're laughing, half the time you're too stunned to reply, complimenting him with a smile— he'd gasp when you flash a subtle smile to him, like he had been shot and approved by Mnestia, now he's the one swooning over you. and if he ever thinks he's losing your attention? he'll kneel infront of you while holding your hand like its a sacred duty and say, “If I must compete with the world for you... then let the world prepare for war.”
So yes. Phainon flirts like he’s writing poetry during an eclipse.
And somehow—it works.
Anaxagoras flirts like a man who read six romance novels and decided to try a thesis on them. he hands you a graph titled “Increase in Heart Rate When You’re Nearby” and genuinely believes this is romantic (…it kind of is). you'll be sitting together quietly, and he'll murmur:
“There is a gravity to you. Like celestial orbit. I find myself returning, again and again, no matter how far I calculate escape vectors.” you laugh. he looks mildly concerned. "That was a metaphor. Did it… fail to translate?" he'd be memorizing the exact angle you tilt your head when curious , bringing you three types of tea just to test which one best stabilizes your mood patterns, staring at you like you're a philosophical riddle he never wants to solve. and sometimes… just sometimes… he stammers. when you look too pretty. when you call his name. when you kiss the corner of his mouth.
“I—ah. Yes. That… was also... emotionally significant.”
you're pretty sure the next paper he submits to the Grove will be titled about “Love As Quantum Entanglement.”
Mydeimos doesn’t mean to flirt half the time— but he's stupidly good at it. he'll hand you a drink and say, “Eat something. You skipped lunch. Again.” like it’s a threat and a love confession. is there the word 'flirting' in the kremnoan language? soon. for now he just… protects. offers you the bigger portion of food. ghosting his hand on your lower back in crowds, giving death stares for as long as possible to anyone who dares interrupt you looking at the cafe menu, even when you've been staring for almost 10 minutes, the waiting line is already long yet he stares sharp, but when you turn your attention to him, he's already looking at you like a lion cub. he ruffles your hair when you take the petal off his face. but every action towards you is deliberate, lowkey, intimate.
like he's memorized your habits in no time. his voice is always low, steady. It's not about what he says— it's how his smile curls sideways, his hand faint but lightly lingering on yours. if you tease him, he'll raise an eyebrow, while muttering something like “don’t start,” but the tips of his ears go pink. it’s devastating. soft and low, one sentence while you're half-asleep against him, “I’d tear the world apart if it meant you’d sleep safe.” that's Mydeimos flirting. by being your shield—and daring you to fall for him without ever asking.
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featuring ... dan heng, march 7th, blade, kafka, dr ratio, aventurine, gallagher, sunday, robin, argenti, mydei, jing yuan (wouldn't be me if i didn't have my man..).
genre: satire, romantic
cw: swearing, suggestive in some, gn!reader
a/n: i was gonna do more characters but i'm lowk tired i'm the snooze button..
You stand in front of rows and rows of premium clothing. When you said you seriously needed to change out your old wardrobe, you didn’t exactly have this in mind. But what did you expect when you decided to tell Aventurine of all people about it? The obvious answer is that he’s going to treat you! And spoil you. And make sure you wont be lacking in outfits any time soon.
“So.. should I go with a more grayish color or the more beige-like color for this kind of clothes?” You ask, feeling the fabric of the sleeves.
You didnt shop for clothes much, let alone at a place so extravagant. As a result you’re a bit inexperienced. Luckily this kind lady working here decided to tag along with you and Aventurine and help out!
“Both of them are sure to look wonderful on you, dear customer! Why dont you try them on in the changing room?” The lady smiles at you politely, offering a hand towards the dressing rooms.
You sigh. She was really nice, but her remarks weren’t really helpful when faced with difficult choices. Aventurine’s voice cuts through your thoughts-
“Ah. Whats wrong, friend? Having trouble deciding?”
“I guess? I mean, I can think of a set of pants that goes good with both of these..”
Aventurine laughs, “Then why pick and choose? Its on my card anyway. We’ll take both!” He gestures to the lady employee beside you.
The lady’s smile falters. “A-Are you sure? The customer-”
“I said, we’ll take both.” Aventurine repeats steadily before you could speak up.
You swallow.
Before you left with a ridiculous amount of bags (only because a certain someone insisted on practically buying half of the store for you), the lady employee shyly taps on your shoulder.
“Ahem. Um.” She fiddles around with a slip of paper in her hand. “Please wait…!”
Aventurine places a hand behind your back as you turn, subtly narrowing his eyes. She ignores the unsaid warning.
“M-my number.” She extends the slip paper to you, and you gave her a look of surprise. “Please come back soon..! We’ll be having a sale next weekend…”
“I see. In that case, friend-” Aventurine tilts his head into your field of vision, ignoring the girl before him. “Why dont we come back then and I’ll get you something extra special?”
“Seriously? I have enough clothes to last me a decade here!” You point at the bags he’s holding for you.
“Its my treat. Besides, I’ll be taking you somewhere special that day, and special occasions call for special clothing- wouldn’t you say?” Aventurine hums as he drags you away, giving you no room to argue. “Now, you must be terribly hungry? I know a place where we can get some really good lobster..”
“Ack- wait- Aventurine!” You protest, you didnt even agree to hang out with him that day!
“Oh, and this?” He gently pries the slip of paper given to you by the girl away from your hand. “You wont be needing this.”
In one swift motion, the thing is crumpled with more force than necessary, and thrown in a nearby trashcan distastefully.
“..Wha- hey! You cant just do that!!”
♟️ Jing Yuan
“Still nothing?” You ask sternly, and the private detective before you shook their head solemnly.
“Im afraid not. But rest assured we’re sure to get a lead. Its only been a day.” They scratch the back of their neck. “Im sure they’re fine, you say this is a common occurrence?”
“So? Its been a day. Already.”
You normally would be far more lenient and patient, but this current missing persons case was.. personal. It involved your trouble-making nephew, whom you have a love hate relationship with. The boy always liked getting himself into trouble and leaving without a trace, but this is the first time he’s straight up disappeared for a whole day.
You were stressed enough as it is working directly under the Divine Foresight, and now your nephew decided to go missing on you. Just your luck…
“Are you sure you dont want to properly file this case to the cloud knights?” The private detective asks.
You nod firmly. “Yes. I dont want to end up troubling the General.”
Its not that you didnt trust Jing Yuan. You’ve been working under him faithfully since a long, long time in addition to having been his childhood friend. Its also for that reason you didnt want to trouble him with something like this- he already has enough burdens as is.
“..Oh? Dont want to trouble me with what?” A lazy voice piques up from behind you almost making you jump. “Now Im curious.”
“General-!” Both you and the detective take a step back, to which Jing Yuan offers a small smile.
“Has something happened, [Name]?” He tilts his head at you in inquiry.
“No, nothing to worry about.” You shake your head quickly. “Its a personal matter-”
“Mm? Is that so?” Jing Yuan puts on a thoughtful expression. Then he shrugs. “In that case, I’ll be on my way..”
“Sir-!” The detective began, earning a glare from you when Jing Yuan’s gaze falls to them. “U-uh.. well, its just..”
You sigh. Its only expected, the private detective comes from a small agency that has way too many cases on their hands due to their generous prices. They were swamped. No wonder the detective was so adamant you report this case to the cloud knights instead.
“My nephew has gone missing. Again.” You state. “Thats why I hired a private detective to help me find him.”
“I see. You’ve mentioned the boy before.” Jing Yuan remains unbothered, and you’re starting to think nothing can faze him at this point. “Given the circumstance. Would you mind if the cloud knights take over this investigation instead? This gentleman over here-” He gestures towards the detective, “Is not well equipped enough to deal with this situation effectively.”
“Please, you dont have to.” You began.
The general raises a brow. “Ah, do you doubt the ability of our investigators? Then allow me to personally-”
“Jing Yuan!” You warn quietly, he was definitely messing with you. He grins when you say his name. “..Lets talk in private, please.” You turn to the detective. “I’ll keep you updated. Please put this case on standby.” You drag Jing Yuan away quickly without another word.
“Whats with you?” You hiss once you two were out of an earshot.
“Mm? I was just surprised you didnt come to me first on this matter.” Jing Yuan replied earnestly. He really was bothered (even though his face showed no trace of such emotion)- he was hurt even, that you didn’t trust him with your burdens- childish, yes, but the feeling is real. “You dont seem surprised your nephew got himself in trouble.”
“You know how he is. Even so. He’s a clever kid, getting himself in and out of trouble without a scratch..” Your pinch the bridge of your nose. “..Im still worried though. Its because of that he never learns to behave.”
“I know.” Jing Yuan’s voice grows softer. “We’ll find him. Next time though, tell me when something happens.”
“So insistent..”
“Dont blame me, I like to be the one spending time with you.”
“..And shameless, apparently.”
Jing Yuan hums. He’ll convince you to depend on him one way or another. After all, you dont need anyone else now that he’s here, right? He kept you close for the rest of the day.
☀️ Phainon
He has been standing here for twenty minutes now. Phainon is very glad you’re getting along with the stall owner, but today was supposed to be his day with you, not theirs!
You have an unfortunate habit of not being able to stop talking once you start, and its something Phainon loves about you- it’s absolutely adorable, really! He loves everything about his partner. Its just.. it doesnt nearly feel as good as it does when you talk the day away with someone other than him.
Was Phainon being unreasonable? Sure, maybe a little, though both you and him know he hardly ever gets to spend time with you these days! Your schedule rarely overlaps with his and today it finally does.. and what do you choose? To waste the day away with this random person!!! Phainon could feel his hand twitch as if it wanted to snatch you away, but he doesnt. Not yet.
For now he keeps a sweet and superficial smile plastered on his face, the last thing he wants is you worrying about him and ruining your joyous mood.
He’s willing to wait for you, however long it takes. ..Until the stall owner decides to carelessly sling an arm over your shoulder, laughing after you cracked a particularly good joke.
Phainon’s hand flies to your wrist in record time, tugging you away from the man. His grip is near punishing, but he’s sure to apologize to you later.
“Ha ha! Partner, that was a good one.” He forces another smile. Kinder this time, just for you. “But dont you think we should get going? After all, I promised to treat you to some of my home made dinner and we’ve yet to even buy the ingredients!”
“Oh, right-” And you were none the wiser to the inner turmoil churning deep within Phainon’s stomach. “Yeah, he’s right. We gotta go. See you next time!” You wave goodbye to the stall owner as Phainon practically drags you away.
(..Next time?)
After a while, you turn to Phainon. “He seemed like a nice guy, what do you think? Who knew I had so much in common with him.”
“Oh? Really? Thats what you think, partner?” Phainon doesnt look at you, his grip on you only growing tighter.
You frown slightly, and that made him feel bad. “Phainon?”
“Hey, dont worry about it. I guess all those sleepless nights finally caught up to me huh?” He laughs, pulling you a little closer. “Right. Want to stay the night?”
“Oh. Sure.” You nod, and only then does he loosen his death grip on you.
Just what has gotten into him today?
A/N: I was so busy writing for specific characters, i forgot how much i missed this format. I still write for hsr dw!!!
I cant picture jing yuan being super jealous, but i wanted to write for him anyway bc i havent in a while. When will he get more screen time i miss my bby :(
Do you still remember him, Khaslana, the one who won't reach the dawn?
All hail Mydeimos, the greatest conqueror, the mightiest protector, the strongest of all. The dying lion, eyes blazing, the king with no kingdom.
Tell me, if Kephale never forgets - how many scars have you already carved on him? How many vertebrae have you shattered? How many times did you drive your blade through his back?
How did the Library of Garbaniphoro fall to flame? What color was the destruction of the last Kremnoan?
You pitiful jester, fit not only for singing, dancing, and jests, but also for treachery that walks the razor's edge.
Go on, veil your folly with the weight of the world, then adorn your fratricide with it — just to savor the taste of tragedy.
✬﹒ he's the type to flaunt your beauty off to strangers, but as soon as you're near people who know him, he keeps you hidden for safety.
✬﹒he's also the type of boyfriend to pay attention to the little things. that item in the store you made a brief comment about wanting? he bought it for you.
✬﹒aventurine tends to make little sketches of you during meetings, as he finds you worlds more important than whatever the ipc is planning.
✬﹒aventurine may have his feminine moments, but at his core he is a gentleman. he always holds the door for you and also escorts you home after dark, as he wants you to be safe (or as safe as someone dating a stoneheart can be).
✬﹒he adores when you wear his shirts or perfume, due to his possessive nature, he finds it cute how much you like to show that you're his.
a/n : short but sweet, also hello I'm back and forth on tumblr, thought I'd publish something for my man and goat aventurine ><
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✧ﾟ･: A GOOD PET,OR A DISOBEDIENT ONE? which does he prefer?
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a/n: kinda disappeared srry guys 🧍🏻I promise I will try 2 make moree,,but yea an anonymous requested me with genshin/star rail men. . . but u can imagine it with any charc u like
sub!gn!reader x dom!male!charc
OBEDIENT . men who likes it when you're behaving right, being the good boy/girl you are. constantly praising and just slamming into your sweet spot as a reward. don't fight back, don't backtalk,all of that will just get you in trouble! he doesn't wanna punish a sweet thing like you. the way you clench around his cock when he's deep inside you, intertwining fingers with him.
your thighs are trembling and he's cooeing sweetly to you, whispering sweet nothings into your ears,you know he loves how angelic you look,he just can't resist you. you just lay there and take it like the good cockwhore you were for him,and just for him.
“you take me in so well, darling.. just a little more, yeah? you can? hngh—.. wouldn't wanna waste a single drop of you.”
DIRTY BITCH . men who likes it when you're being bratty,who likes it when you're whining and complaining about him not giving you attention. he'd pretend to get annoyed and sigh at your dumb rambling. you're tugging on his sleeve as an attempt for him to shift his focus towards you,but he doesn't budge,no he doesn't. he wants you to act more and more disobedient so when he finally snaps,he can take it all out on you.
he's purposefully ignoring that specific spot, watching you struggle and insulting him. telling him to hurry up already. but once he does? oh dear..he's going crazy,fucking you like there's no tomorrow. he's looking down at you,his nails digging deep into your hips, reducing you to a whimpering and messy slut. your eyes roll back at the pace he's going,your waist,shoulders, anywhere he can get his mouth on bruised with hickies,he's smug about it too.
“whats wrong,baby? I know you can take it. for me,okay? mhmm..~ you feel so warm around me,you're so pathetic..”
