#hs crossover

She sighed, then placed her fan on her forehead in deep thought. "Really, I appreciate the help, it's just…"

"Yes?"

"Are you sure you're not related to Link and Zelda?"

Rose curled a lock of blonde hair behind her ear.

"I'm sure," she said.

"But you've got a Knight," said Purah.

"That I do."

"And he has a sword prophesized to defeat an ancient evil."

"We've been over this, it's a different anci--"

"A different ancient evil! I know, Ms. Seer!"

"I'd really appreciate if you called me Rose."

"I'd appreciate you not coming in here with your weird round ears and messing up the hard work all of us Hylians have been doing--"

There was a knock on the door.

Purah glared at Rose, and walked over to open it.

A hero, clad in red.

"'Sup," said Dave.

"We were just talking about how I'm not Princess Zelda in disguise," said Rose.

"Honestly, dude, the more I learn about her, the less I'm sure about that," said Dave. "Like, you're a Light guy, right? And she's a Light guy."

"I think she's meant to be a Time guy, actually," said Rose.

"Same difference."

"HEY!!!" shouted Purah.

Dave and Rose stopped bickering, and looked towards the Sheikah researcher.

"Did you find anything useful up in Hebra?"

"Got a tear of the kingdom," said Dave. "Dunno what to do with it but I kinda just whacked an ice bug with my Welsh sword and the whole fucking thing exploded. Rito Village is safe now, bee tee dubble-you."

"Oh, good," said Rose. "Worth a visit?"

Dave shrugged.

Purah sighed.

"It'd be really nice if they could track down Link for me," she muttered. "But no! What do I get? The craziest pair of god-kids to be born this side of the Calamity."

"I can hear you," pointed out Rose.

"I don't care," sighed Purah. "I just don't care."

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(Note, I haven't caught up to tma)

One of the kids puts in an entry about Sburb either by force or by choice

Trolls. Just. Trolls existing.

The Eye trying to get Rose

Rose functionally already being an avatar for The Eye

The Horrorterrors being the Entities

Karkat makes a move to learn more about his enemies, while Trizza makes a few decisions that will effect her going forward.

Just trying something new with the summary there.

i’d like to say i’d made up my mind since last classpecting him but its not like i’ve come to a final decision here so just take all the versions

★ i also made a de-homestucked one ★

So, there we have it, my sons, Sapphire and Charoite, aka lustroustuck John and Rose!