Dont usually write text posts but this game has driven me to the point of insanity so heres a bunch of random Dispatch Headcanons featuring Z-Team Polycule
Pt 2 Pt 3
• Robert and Visi share a Spotify account, its cheaper when 2 people are paying for premium after all. Robert listens almost Exclusively to the liked songs playlist, and Visi knows this. She'll purposely add the weirdest songs imaginable to the liked songs to throw him off when hes driving or listening to music. He never removes any of the songs, just skips some of them.
• Most of the songs Visi will add to the liked songs are sexual. She thinks its funny. Robert does not find it as funny as she does.
• She also makes actual playlists. She has 2 that are titled "sex playlist" and they are both very different.
• Contrary to what everyone would assume, Flambae is usually the Designated Driver when the team goes out for drinks and Mal doesn't want to/doesn't have the energy to portal everybody home. Its usually discussed beforehand, and he'll usually have one drink early in the night so when everyone wants to go home, he's sober. I like to think he's fairly responsible when he isn't setting shit on fire.
• Chase taught Robert how to drive. They both go 15-20 miles over the speed limit consistently. Nobody lets Robert or Chase drive.
• Chase taught Robert a lot of things, actually. Like how to cook, not like he cooks very often but he cooks well when he does.
• Robert has mobility aids, namely a cane. He does not use it, despite the constant ache in his knees and back. The team has tried to get him to use it but its never worked. Chase is the only one who has ever been able to convince him to use it and it didn't last very long. He used the cane for like, an hour. Better than nothing.
• Mal actually does get Sonar off coke. Still does other drugs, but weed is a lot less damaging then coke.
• Blazer, despite being temporarily unable to use her powers, does start working out so she's at least strong enough to fight in her civie form. She works out with Robert and Flambae
• Flambae does not let Robert work out on his own anymore. He's always at the gym at the same time. Even if Flambae is still incredibly upset about the whole Mecha Man thing. They have the gayest enemies-to-bromance thing going on.
• Prism and Visi force Robert to crossdress, once, for a mission that really did not need it but it was also incredible to see Mecha Man kick ass in a dress. He has yet to let them put him in full drag, but they'll convince him one day, trust and believe.
• Beef is a corgi-chihuahua mix. And also is the main character, I don't make the rules. Beef deserves all the love and affection ever.
This is all I have the energy to come up with for right now. Enjoy.
