#how selfish

and I’m not saying I’m possessed by demon ghosts but my very religious roommate moved out recently and like I think I (and all of you) might be possessed by demon ghosts...

30%!!!! And they all accumulated on this hell site... (literally) 

Here are a few of the symptoms, I’ve cut em down to the most relevant:

i KNOW you all hate your backs

I tried hard not to include that one.

I’ll be honest I really didn’t understand these graphs much (there were more) but essentially I think people who are spiritually evolved have 130% vital energy, but the possessed lot only have 100% which doesn’t seem so bad to be honest

those seems to be signs you might notice in a possessed body because god forbid someone might want to give themselves a break from your exorcising mantras.

those bullet points alone summarise the user base of this website quite succinctly. and it only take 5% of their energy to project scary pictures - impressive!

Now my favourite bit!!

despite all of my recent internal analysis, this might be the neatest explanation for my behaviour towards relationships lately

85%!!!! 

I'm pretty sure this is the source of the statistic that’s already been floating around here for a few years now

there were mantras but 

snakes?

in all seriousness this is what prompted me to google the spiritual version of webMD

uhhhhhhh

capitalist spiritual leaders wrote this article. 

I mostly only included this bit so somebody could explain what the “machinery” is? 

this one I just liked the sound of:

and perhaps no women were included in the making?: 

also worried about the implication that ghost demons work like werewolves

backache cropped up again apparently its quite a significant symptom, maybe ask your chiropractor?

when did you last remember to chant? 

now don’t take my word for it, apparently only Saints can formally diagnose a demon ghost possession but I can’t find any willing to meet