@unhalloweds sent: ❛ you're the most insufferable person i have ever met. ❜ from headstone <3
"darling, dearest, eroding, gravestone~ y'have no idea how much pleasure i derive from making you so insuffered by my very existence. genuinely. i live for this." that southern drawl exaggerated in every word, as if to make a point. boots kick up on the table and she fiddles with her lighter clicking it over and over as she stares at the wraith.
" . . . but sweetheart, i don't like havin' my time wasted. so are you here to file a complaint, or do you have something important t'tell me." finally she lights up a cigarette and gives him a callous once over. "for the record" a puff of smoke directed towards him "you ain't exactly a slice 'a apple pie. matter 'a fact i think the only person i like less than you is that damned cowboy, so tell me why you're botherin' me or i'll have bob figure out how many holes it takes to kill a dead man."
