#houndoour

thank uuuuuuuuuuuu <3 ur awesome

arusian: if a species of small, cute, ritualistic aliens started worshipping you, what would you like your deity name to be?

idk maybe the Squishy One or something dumb like that

zarkon: what’s your bloodthirstiness on a scale of 1-5? 1 being “no thanks, i’m full”, and 5 being ”unquenchable”.

5 (ʘ‿ʘ✿)

bad sound effects: how do you pronounce laser sounds?

She's doing God's work.

//winks

the queers tend to flock together at tiny conservative christian schools without even knowing it; my best friend met her girlfriend there, thirdwheeled by me, the resident asexual